Ever been in a Surf fight?

Almost got into one the other day when some fat fricken redneck fisherman cast at me a couple times. I talked a bit of sh!t to him and almost and should have pulled the coolest move ever....my thought was you can throw at me well I can throw at you too. I was going to chunk my big, heavy but relatively new twin fin right in his face to see how it felt. If it was a beater I would have. The waves were also only maybe waist high so I didn't see the need to get all worked up on a crap day. Other than that only the calling out of some random, ignorant teens who might constantly drop in on me and others. I'm definitely more about peace in the water than rage.

 

Don't push me....I'm close to the edge! One, nothing's wrong with me, two, nothing's wrong with me, three, NOTHING'S WRONG WITH ME!!!!!!

 

Once in hurricane swell a guy dropped in on me twice I warned him, on the third I speared him in the back. He said "where did you learn to surf jc penny?" I said "I learned how to surf while riding your mom, your sister was the fluffer". He got mad and called me to the beach. I obliged he charged me in a top heavy, too much momentum not enough balance sort of way I moved he fell on his face (sand is a b!tch) i straddled his back and fed him ear punches til he cried like the pu$$y he was.

Not a surf fight but a fat guy on a party boat tried to punch me because I was insinuating that his fat self took up too much valuable fishing space. I then whipped him like a slave with my fishing rod while my line was in the water. The captain broke it up and was not happy, especially about the biggest tangle in the history of his boat, my bad capt...

 

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"Do you know how much sugar is in that?"

"Do you know how much blood is in the human body?! Do you want to see it!?"

 

iv'e punched a few guys, got punched once

it was all pretty lame

 

I can't really see the reason for fighting over surf related things unless someone is careless and hurts/almost hurts someone doing something malicious or downright stupid (bailing out board into someone, dropping in and causing someone to get hurt/almost hurt, running someone over on purpose, etc). Dude drops in on you, he's an ass, yell at him. Dude tries to smash you with his board over some trivial drop in by accident, by all means have at it.

Fighting over waves is about as important as the economy in bratislava. Regardless of who wins, you both look like morons.

"Gangland: oahu hawaii; pulverized in paradise"

 

Once a jetski dude got too close to my wife and I as we were hanging out on a sandbar, near the jetty, just kind of frolicking. She got mad and started yelling at the guy, and he came back and I flipped him off. He said he would kick my ass. I said "lets go, on the beach". He rode up, and I swam in. He came down the dune, as I came up the dune, and I side kicked him in the leg, but glanced. My foot was wet, and the other foot sank in the sand, so no impact was transferred to his knee. Then I hit him with a backfist, followed by a palm heel. They landed without precision, and just pissed him off. He stuck his head in my chest and bull rushed me down the dune as he threw roundhouse punches. I spearhanded him three times in the throat as I backed down the dune. No effect, he had no neck. He was aboot 250 plus, found out later an off duty sheriff officer. By then, my wife finally got out of the water and jumped on his back.

Another, even bigger guy beached himself on another jetski and I though I was gonna get beat. He broke it up. As I walked away, I said to the goon, "You're lucky my old lady was here or I'd have kicked your a$$". She just looked at me like, "Really?" I never saw him before or since.

 

F that if someone continues to drop in after you speak up multiple times then they call you out, its on like donkey kong. Its not about fighting over the waves but forcibly removing an individual who refused to leave after he was notified by the current pecking order that he was creating a dangerous situation for everyone there including himself. Yeah I can say some insulting things yeah I can be a wise ass but I don't try to get physical until someone does to me. I don't look for a fight but if someone is looking for one Ill damn sure give them what they're looking for.

Dont talk about Bratislava like that my sister is the fourth best prostitute there.

 

once with WarChild, and another time with some dudes after I met with this chic Keani. I should have listened to Turtle.

 

I used to bounce and a guys wife kicked the sh!t out of me once. I threw him in a mud puddle cause he wouldn't leave and tried to get physical with me at closing time (turned out he was a cop). She was like you cant do that to an officer and proceeded to claw my face and kick the sh!t out of me. I stood there and took my beating until her man could pull himself up and restrain her. She was way more of a bad ass than any dude I ever had to deal with.

 

Never, I've barked at a few and told em to move down the beach, but they all obliged when they realized I wasn't f'ing around, i'm not an intimidating guy I don't think, not huge by any means, but for some reason nobody has ever tried me, sometimes I wish a muthafugga would, but no, nothing...

 

Great story... made me laugh

 

i <3 fighting

 

He got confused with the old inslut of did you learn to drive at Sears. This was due to Sears having drivers ed school. I actually took my class there in 91.

 

Had a guy come at me on the beach with his board. He took a swing with the board at my head. I turned, dropped to my knee, swept his feet and rolled away. I jumped to my feet ready for a fight. He just laid there like a sack of sand, done.

 

I typically just roast people in the water, poignantly expressing how/why they are blowing it, they get upset, but when the lineup is laughing at you, its time to move on.

Ive been told I look intimidating?, but honestly, I'm a goofball

I never talk any ish outside of NJ as I am big fan of my teeth

 

"Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store?"

 

this morning, at the jetty (man, I've got to stop surfing there) some guy looked me straight in the eyes as he coached his daughter to drop in on a wave I was already up and riding. I should have punched her.