Ever been in a Surf fight?

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Sandblasters, Dec 2, 2014.

  1. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    I'm with Dizzy Dean:

    "It ain't braggin' if you can back it up."

    cbb09, yah mang I'm w Unky2B on burying that tale of impotent rage.

    And as for the tale of unky2B, when someone deserves to get smashed, then that's all that matters. Unless, of course, Lee is trying to bean a 5 yr old girl dropping in on him, yo.
     
  2. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Got into it in London on the tube ("last train of the night, next stop Earls Court" and people were sprinting off our car screaming lol), did ok against 8 lil drunken Brits but eventually they mobbed me, took me down to the floor & lemme tell ya there's nothing quite like the sight of a boot heading into one's face....ah, but I got up & put one lil fukkker through a glass panel, blah blah blah......when it finally stopped, me & 5 of them got to see the inside of Britain's finest ER.

    Got jumped by a bunch of Arabs in the Old City Jerusalem, fortunately was with insane Aussies one of whom picked up a piece of wood & made The Mick look like a feeb when he smashed two Arab's craniums.

    NYC boxing was always interesting.

    Never got into a brawl in the lineup, although I can see times when guys would be justified in handing out a beatin' (are you reading this shart stuffer?!).
     

  3. White Castle drop knee

    White Castle drop knee Well-Known Member

    617
    Nov 20, 2014
    +1 on that fella . Dear John letter either means your hog is small or your tounge doesn't work
     
  4. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Glad you're liking them SS. Here are some move I learned a while back. These are great to use when you've roofied a middle aged man but he's still resisting a bit. Anyone recognize the guy on top?

    [video]https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=Y3rcOjrjqM4[/video]
     
  5. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    Hahaha Dbol Desperado baby! D and Eq got me through undergrad. Thinned out on the Winnie in early 20s. Took a long time to realize that that ish made me crazy and thoroughly unstable.
     
  6. MichaelJR

    MichaelJR Well-Known Member

    941
    May 4, 2014
    PCT and some clen would have solved that dilemma. Dbol is state puff marshmallow man sauce, water weight for days.

    Ever get your hands on tren or test enanthate? **** was awesome.
     
  7. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Bro, those two compounds (D/EQ) are chemical cousins. Should always have a good base of T to keep the brain and buoys right. Guess you didn't subscribe to that belief. Never needed/wanted to go down any of those roads once before but I have given doctoral level lectures on similar topics back while being a neuroendocrine undergrad.
     
  8. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Bro. Clen is a poor, poor man's ephedrine. He's talking about the days of gram quantities of ephedrine for pennies. These days adderrall would blow away ephedrine. Clen was so overrated and overblown back then.

    An anti-aromatase would've taken care of those sides from the DB.

    Bro, Tren and TE aren't even in the same convo. 13 years ago you had to extract Tren from cattle implant pellets before it was made by any UG labs. Its androgenic effects are off the charts compared to T in dangerous ways. Also, it's debatably progestenic in a similar way Deca is and that manifests itself as estrogenic sides in the male body but even worse as anti-e's don't combat them. TE is just T, no different from T cyp minus a day or two on the half life.

    Step into my office. You're fired.

    Anyone who went near any of that stuff either had bad genetics, didn't know to to eat/train/rest, or simply enjoyed pouring their money somewhere.
     
  9. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014

    walter white?
     
  10. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    It's science, man.
     
  11. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

    867
    Jun 8, 2013
    +1 no heisenburg
     
  12. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    PED = little testicles, good job
     
  13. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
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  14. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    As you get older, you learn to steer force into emptiness with minimal effort while staying in balance. That and the golden rule: "Don't be there". "I no teach you kung fu, I teach you run fu!" wise man once said.
     
  15. csawkid

    csawkid Active Member

    41
    Sep 3, 2011
    My beloved wife of thirty years had a honey do punch list for me to do of which I had promised to take care of during the upcoming weekend. Suddenly the forecast on SI changes to chest to HH and glassy and we had a surf fight. I won until the tide went out !!
     
  16. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    U2B should be able to attest that the nads come back to size a month or two following the end of the negative feedback loop from putting into the body what it already makes on its own. At least that's what's supposed to happen. Nothing permanent.
     
  17. Slashdog

    Slashdog Well-Known Member

    May 22, 2012
    Steroids guys? Are you f*cking serious?

    What the f*ck has this place come to? Whole bunch of steroided wanna be badasses. F*cking sad.

    For what? To get bigger? Stronger? I don't think you guys were in any Mr. Universe competitions so I'm just gonna say it, you do this sh*t for looks.

    That is more sad than wearing any expensive designer t-shirt or drinking some fancy latte. Injecting yourself with drugs to look better? And yet I'm sure you (MJR) would criticize any of the junkies out there shooting up to get high...

    Body building and steroids, they represent the opposite of all that is good about surfing to me. I am disgusted.

    All time low for my few years on SI.
     
  18. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    It's like this

    [video=youtube_share;XjiIirDgHzI]http://youtu.be/XjiIirDgHzI[/video]
     
  19. MichaelJR

    MichaelJR Well-Known Member

    941
    May 4, 2014
    Jesus lol. I just took what my roomate was on. The tren floating around at that point was killer. Albeit plenty of batches were bathtub junk.

    Most of the **** I was on was greek and that lab that got busted up in TN that was moving super clean HQ. Damn shame they went down.

    One thing I HATED about winny...like ****ing peanut butter going in. Miserable stuff. I went on it typically pre season. Paired with clen, cardio wonderland, at least for me. The eph from back then gave me some nasty arrhythmia. Backed off on that in a hurry. The stuff now-a-days is more or less ginger beer in comparison.
     
  20. MichaelJR

    MichaelJR Well-Known Member

    941
    May 4, 2014
    As stated, totally temporary.