Ever been in a Surf fight?

red dog · Jan 3, 2016

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Once a jetski dude got too close to my wife and I as we were hanging out on a sandbar, near the jetty, just kind of frolicking. She got mad and started yelling at the guy, and he came back and I flipped him off. He said he would kick my ass. I said "lets go, on the beach". He rode up, and I swam in. He came down the dune, as I came up the dune, and I side kicked him in the leg, but glanced. My foot was wet, and the other foot sank in the sand, so no impact was transferred to his knee. Then I hit him with a backfist, followed by a palm heel. They landed without precision, and just pissed him off. He stuck his head in my chest and bull rushed me down the dune as he threw roundhouse punches. I spearhanded him three times in the throat as I backed down the dune. No effect, he had no neck. He was aboot 250 plus, found out later an off duty sheriff officer. By then, my wife finally got out of the water and jumped on his back.

Another, even bigger guy beached himself on another jetski and I though I was gonna get beat. He broke it up. As I walked away, I said to the goon, "You're lucky my old lady was here or I'd have kicked your a$$". She just looked at me like, "Really?" I never saw him before or since.
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LMFAO! total visual!

nynj · Jan 4, 2016

It's been years since I went out for a surf without kicking someones a$$.

seldom seen · Jan 6, 2016

cleavland steamer · Jan 8, 2016

I saw Lenny try to put a half Nelson on some kayaker surf ski guy while dropping in at rye rox one time. He was yelling at him the whole time. Kayak surf ski guy was wearing a helmet and dropping in on everyone. Till Lenny gave him a donkey punch and told him no kayak surf skis allowed. Freakin hilarious

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