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Oh my god it's gruvi!

 

the water here in florida will be up to 85 in september, though the waves won't be as consistent as cali.

 

Yes he does, a gruvi one

 

good luck freybriar, I think you came to the right spot

 

Frei bier ist gut, aber kalt freies bier ist besser. Or is it "kostenlos" for free of charge?
If I had more surfing experience, I'd trade you some beginner surfing lessons for a few refresher German lessons.
Ich lebe in Virginia Beach.

 

germans learning to surf? no go back home you kraut,no nazi on the east coast. you dang kook.

 

XENOPHOBIA: fear and hatred of strangers or foreigners. Of course, we have none of that here. We're an easy-going, fun-loving bunch.

 

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Bawitda-bump

You guys are getting soft, this could've been another Hello.


[video=youtube;SESy8ccN4kw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SESy8ccN4kw[/video]

 

This is a vailed message Freybier, don't take it litteraly. Sandblasters really just wants to slap your a$$.

 

Listen, Hans, before you do anything, there's some don'ts. That's right, don'ts before do's:

Don't climb into a van in the state of Florida.
Stay away from anybody in America named 'wayne.'
Don't believe anyone who says 'really, it's free.'
Don't think to yourself, hey, all I have to do to get a free surfboard is listen to someone murmur in my ear about hayzeus?
Don't sing 'The Horst Wessel' when you've had too many 10.3 ABV beers.

Do trade in your speedo for a pair of not-pink boardshorts.
Do attempt to learn American slang - - but promise yourself that you won't try to use it until you return to Berlin.
Do understand, as 757 noted, that you bear a startling linguistic resemb-imbalance to Gruvi.

Follow these basic parameters & you won't end up on Fox news, Herr Bratwurst.

 

I know some German.
Guttentite- virgin
Farfumpoopin-constipation
Das Stopsumfumfloppin- Bra.

 

stop posting

 

you must Debby Downers dwetarded twin.

 

yankee is right no ****ing speedos. im sick of the euros coming here and trying to pull it off. when in rome, do as the romans used to be the saying but hell i guess come to south carolina and do what ever the **** you want is more like it now a days. half of the tourists have no class the other half are very nice people and i respect them.

 

ice machine repair man

lol

 

Now that's what the F I'm talking about! HOF material hermano

We love you too chich...Man it's hard to post from a kindle fire 7s.

 

Chris Rock or Shakespeare couldn't have said it better. I'm away from the board for a couple days and which thread you think I check first? Yup, this one. Thought it'd be rivaling the Roy Files for page count. Wrong. There's not even a clean swell happening (where I am at least) and people are being gentle here.

 

why? his posts have substance (see Bra part).