Excuses to leave work.

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by DavidOlya, Feb 5, 2008.

  1. DavidOlya

    DavidOlya Well-Known Member

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    Dec 11, 2007
    I'm looking for some fresh excuses to use to leave work when the surf is good. What do you do?
     
  2. ritecoastsurfer3

    ritecoastsurfer3 Well-Known Member

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    Mar 26, 2007
    work hahah

    Ambiguos sick symptoms ie bad headache, diareha, throwing up stuff that doesnt require a doctors note but will get you out. You could always say you have to take a family member to the doctor like I have to take Aunt Mildred to the dentist this afternoon because she can't drive after they gas her. You could go out to lunch and say your car is having problems and you have to take it to a mechanic right away and you cant make it back. If you have sick time and stuff you can use you can always say i have an important meeting with my lawyer or my bank and theyre only available for such and such time, it's better than going to the doctor cuz they might want a note. Or you could work with other surfers that understand or be self employed. The point is the work will always be there the surf will not so go surfing. Take a "mental health" day.
     

  3. goin_retro

    goin_retro Well-Known Member

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    Sep 5, 2006
    Using something that doesn't seem as obvious as a doctor's appointment is good. Like meeting the cable guy.
     
  4. No.6rider

    No.6rider Well-Known Member

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    May 27, 2007
    actually throw up. i have done it, throw up in ur trash can so others see. stick ur finger down ur throat then make a scene in the hallway, for extra proof maybe a little on urself lol, they have to send u home!
     
  5. Bomber52

    Bomber52 Active Member

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    Dec 17, 2007
    Wow you guys really have it down to an art..Reading that just made my day ill have to keep it in mind when i become a teacher..
     
  6. jimbo_robinson

    jimbo_robinson Well-Known Member

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    Nov 21, 2007
    I got it

    Instead of making yourself throw up, get chips and water. Crunch them up in your mouth then put the water. then run the the trash can and barf it all out. It will work every time. and after you do it moan, alot. then act like you are about to do it again. After that when they say do you want to go home. Say no. Then keep working. Like 5 minutes after that get some more chips and some water and go and throw up again. now your definaly out of it. I am the king at it. O only put a little water and alot of chips, don't dilute it too much. HaHAHA, do it you won't
     
  7. No.6rider

    No.6rider Well-Known Member

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    May 27, 2007
    jimbo that could work but idk how real it would look or smell. has to have the scent. thats just as important as the look of it. lol it has to be a great swell to go for the actual throw up excuse. if its a great swell lasting a few days then u have the back up proof of saying it was food posioning!! anyways there r other excuses but none as bullet proof as the "real up-chuck"
     
  8. CharlieInOC

    CharlieInOC Well-Known Member

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    Sep 17, 2007
    That's it, I'm not letting anyone off work again!!! I've heard all those excuses before and like a chump I believed them:cool:
     
  9. chadbrochill93

    chadbrochill93 Well-Known Member

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    Nov 2, 2007



    this is genius

    but i bet milk or chocalate milk would work better.......or red gatorade
     
  10. surferboi0911

    surferboi0911 Well-Known Member

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    Apr 18, 2007
    dude drink milk and eat maraschino cherries back to back...the combo makes u chunk it for real almost instantly...i used to do this at lunch time back in grade school if we had a test that afternoon haha
     
  11. tom

    tom Active Member

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    May 25, 2007

    hell yeah i have done that a few times....for added effect try to get your eyes all watery from vomiting. it makes you look like hell on earth. nothing wrong with making yourself throw up to get done early
     
  12. No.6rider

    No.6rider Well-Known Member

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    May 27, 2007
    see it does work!! tom good job i thought i was the only one who as actually gone through with it!!! lol :D
     
  13. jimbo_robinson

    jimbo_robinson Well-Known Member

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    Nov 21, 2007
    Milk, thats a good idea. It will give it the smell and the color. Somebody try this its a great idea.
     
  14. samsurfs

    samsurfs Active Member

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    Jan 28, 2008
    for the scent on the chips excuse use milk and salt and vinegar chips probably would sour the milk and smell gross
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