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I dunno, I got AIDS and my Dr prescribed Doxy. Now I'm more confused than ever.

 

Doxy is for the AIDS. You can guess how I know.

 

I love coming to SI for the medical advice.

 

Dr didnt wat to scare you by telling you that you had Lyme... so he just said you had AIDS

 

Everyone has AIDS. Even my dog ole Blue

 

Right, huh? Nowadays you're more likely to die of Lyme than AIDS.

But it'd probably be worth it if I had a female Asian doctor with a set of big ol sweater puppies.

 

Is there a second aids?

 

Haha, you said weiners

 

ole Blue is gay?? Make sure he stays away from them there pigeons....

 

No, but there are Band Aids.....

 

#FingerAids

 

https://youtu.be/5yC7HwPh6Es

 

I had the AIDS, but I prayed it away.

 

Well, why not? You can pray Gay away, right?

 

No. But p*nis is.

 

Penus

 

*****es or Latin plural also acceptable penes. Mods and administrators

 

cock