Fanning almost shark bait

Put it this way, I had just got done surfing and went to go check my phone for any missed calls or messages and my phone was blowing up from everybody I know sending me the link to the video and freaking out, telling me i'm crazy for surfing or that I need to be careful out there. Everybody at work is talking to me about it, none of these people surf or care about surfing, but they all know about this. So yeah, lots of exposure.

 

How come pro surfers never get attacked?

Fanning should have gotten bit there.

You would have gotten bit.

 

You're just jealous!!

 

o barry

 

Just watched that awkward tried-to-be hug / back pat from Slater - pretty funny! You can see Slaters facial expressions run through the emotions of denial haha

0:21:42

 

Here's a link to Mick and Julians interview. Heavy ****. I watched Slater's interview. What a douche. He always wants to be in the spotlight even if it involves a shark attack. Of course he was saying it could have been him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvBAzqQaKMw

 

We would have had to swim all the way in, he got picked up.

 

I'm not into wishing bad upon people, besides Muslims.

But that would be pretty cool if Slater got attacked. Stitch attack not death.

That dude needs a check. You know what I'm sayin? Bring him down to earth a bit. Remind him he's white trash from a proper, Cocoa Beach, alcoholic household.

Florida !!

 

Because where you're from is what defines you

 

In the final heat of the day Fanning scores a deuce in his boardies...

 

o Berry.

 

What a bunch of crying pooswahs those pros are. If I cried every time I almost died surfing, I'd be a blubbering buffoon. or a Sobbing sack o' schitt at the very least.

 

I get it now, you must be bitter about Quik letting Balaram Stack go

 

Has anyone mentioned the bait fish jumping out of the water during the attack?

Looks to me the baitfish were hiding under Mick and in comes Mr. Sharky for a snack.

@ 6 seconds on Vallhalla's Youtube video…check it out.

 

Blue Barry, first of all, I love your strain....

How would I be jealous? I haven't been attacked by a shark so I'm not "jealous" that Fanning got away.

I have nothing against Fanning, and I respect his semi-alcoholism and "Eugene."

I'd like to see something happen to Kelly Slater though. What really got me was when he started acting like a musician. And his crew ruined the outcast-only paradigm of surfing. A bunch of squeaky clean Americans with blonde hair and perfect teeth. The teeth thing really gets to Aussies.

 

it was actually Keiran Perrow in a gray wettie and a cardboard fin.

1) Dress up Kieran like a shark
2) stage fake attack on fanning
3) ????????
4) Profit

 

I think the second fin you see in the vid is the pectoral fin as the shark rolls sdeways.

 

it looked like he got smacked in the face by a fin after falling off his board.

 

The paranoid cynic in me believes this to be the truth

the juvenile shark was going for bait fish and love tapped him. but lets hype it up for money.

I like money. I like latte's too

 

someone post a link to the awkward kelly hug!!