fill in the blank: "the waves around here"...

The waves around here move like your momma's fat rolls when the sprints to the fridge.

Wait...this isn't the "rip on the poster above you" tread??

 

...must be on break.

 

take long slumbers, but are so fun when they awake.

 

are full of Great White Sharks.

 

Are definitely, NOT like the Energizer bunny

 

are from boat wakes

 

fill in the blank: "the waves around here"...

... are not around here

 

are depressing

 

The waves around here are totally tubular bro. Kowabunga.

Gidget is a whore.

 

...are great, for a lake.

http://www.oceansurfshop.com/report/
Longest flat spell EVER! I would just like to see some damn waist high clean waves. Anything would be better than the ankle to knee chop we have been seeing every day.

 

Blow donkey ****

 

Are so gnarly, "Central California".

 

my surfboner hurts and I am driving 2+ hours to surf knee slappers tomorrow

 

.....were kind of fun yesterday.

 

Or the lack thereof are driving me mad. I'm a hair away from smearing poo on myself and running down the street naked laughing like a mad man.

 

The waves around here are only in my head.

 

So the waves are made of turd then?

 

at my beach the waves got good today - 3ft sets, dying onshore wind - just when the guards
came on duty which no surfing. ninnys.