Fin to skull. How long should I rest?

I got 8 staples in my head after being hit by a tuflite (epoxy) longboard...and you're worried about being hit in the head by a Wavestorm sponge?! You obviously already had brain damage before the "accident", so don't worry about it.

 

Go cry to your mommy! That's the softest sh*t I've ever heard.

 

Im thinking a frontal lobotomy just might do the trick...Sally.

 

nice hannah

 

Duct tape, ice, and some of the green crack will fix it.

 

thats real

 

Safety first! That's why I always surf with a condom on. You're probably fine, but I'd recommend a colonoscopy, just to rule out intracranial rectal warts.

 

This for yer noggin:
http://www.ridershack.com/media/cat...5c0b4f4f4d1e9c85c5b52/d/i/dingallepoxykit.jpg
For the "intracranial rectal warts", a soldering iron would probably work. Might be a good idea to check the nostrils as well. Various medical journals say the warts are often found in both locations, for some reason.

...Can't believe I wasted time writing this.
I should get to bed. Really tuckered out and sore from Criscoball this week.

 

Nearly every response to the OP in this tread is forum gold. Bravo Swellers, bravo!