Finally...OMG, I'm so excited

all nice, but this thread is serious! Kate's swollen breasts deserve our utmost attention. its on par with hurricane talk. she bares all in PJB's script id imagine. sh!t, she prob gets double-ended!! nah, kates too classy, just nipple would do.

 

would go perfect with my convertable truck View attachment 8264


what would we do if DPSup walked up looking like this? View attachment 8265

 

That better be an International Scout in the top pic!!!

If SUPski looks like Dee Snider upon arrival we will just have to partay!!!

 

could you imagine the rubber forehead ding-dong floppin around as he walked? i'd laugh-cry myself to death. legend.

j/k Sup gotta love FL!

 

im down. been waiting for a good swell to go down there. fun waves there and jersey people watching (and interacting) is simply unmatched. youse guys thought everything

 

been to deal, the casino pier and cape may area. such fun waves in jersey. if forecasting swell were as easy as the west coast i'd drive the 4hrs to get there all the time. no problem. should have gone on that andrea swell. was in NYC the night before but wife wasn't having it. cried about it the whole way up north. saw the pics. insane.

 

I'm down for the 'cane sacrifice beer fest, AC or where ever.

 

i like the waves in jersey. fun peaky hollow beach breaks. it can hit hard! blowing sand out the back of waves. i love that sh!t. in fact, probably the best waves i've surfed on the east coast were in jersey.

 

if you come to NJ just don't take offense when people are rude or if they profile you. It's because we get profiled wherever we go. I was just in SNC or Erockville, and I had my gobs of hair gel, wife beater tee, and fake tan working. When I cross the street and came face to face with white people they swerve to avoid me. When I was in an elevator with a woman she clutched at her purse until I got off. When I was walking in a gated community some big wannebe cop was 'stalking me'. That's why we're rude.
(DISCLAIMER)
I really look more like a big nasty biker than a Guido so that may have something to do with it.

 

i saw a guy in jersey taking sh!t out front of the service area off the turnpike with lots of people around. and he was singing loudly. nobody even noticed! they didn't even look over! nothing! haha.

 

Game. Blouses.

 

On my way to work I drive through a pretty wild area... I'm at my desk by 6:30am, so the only people on the streets are chemically dependent, crazy, or queuing up on the muster line for a day's work. Some of the funny stuff I've seen are... a guy beating the crap out of an invisible person, a guy literally stepping right over an unconscious woman laying across the sidewalk without so much as a glance downward at her, a woman dressed completely head-to-toe in bright neon lime green, including her braided hair, and a big, fat, black, toothless hooker chasing my car from a red light I was stopped at because I dared to look at her when she threw herself up against my car and shoved her head in my open driver's side window to ask me if I needed a date (well... first she asked for a quarter). The scene I saw fading away in my rear view mirror as I sped off still cracks me up today... running top speed, zig zagging down the middle of the road, bouncing in places that shouldn't be bouncing, arms flailing, yelling, "come on back baby!... come on back here!"

 

You so shoulda went back

 

that is hilarious!!

on a surf trip once, a big fat black hooker opened the door to my friends truck (i was in passenger seat) in Hawthorne (south central LA) and started getting in; when we were waiting to make a right turn. he gunned it right as i kicked her out. she rolled and got up like nothing happened. sweet memories

 

Hey PJB... you know a place called the Bolero in Wildwood? Don't know if it's still there, or maybe there but has a different name, but I used to tend bar there when it was a biker bar. Talk about crazy...