For Charlie Sheen

So is he still winning? Or no?

 

His troubles are just beginning!!! lol

 

By tigers blood he clearly meant HIV infected blood.

In his defense, 2 and a half men is the worst pile of putrid dog sh!t to ever play on tv, and good for him telling the execs to FOAD.

Impacting the coast for CHARLIE.

 

I did get into the 2 and half men for a minute until that douche kutcher showed up

 

The CDC reports today there is an "alarming" increase in STDs......

Seldom....please keep your pants on and stop banging all the babes.......geez........leave some for others willya??!!??

 

Charlie Sheen is the West Coast Barry

 

I watched it for a minute too, like literally 1 minute. Ol' Carlos did have some sexy broads on there, but then that annoying a$$hole and his bible banging son ruined it.

Growing up in MD they played Simpsons and King of the hill in the evenings. Now i'm in the south and its all friggen 2 and a half men and other horrible family sitcoms. I've stopped watching TV for the most part.

 

Okay...don't forget to bring condoms like you did last time.......

 

Yes, we are all getting GAC disease (gono, aids, chlamydia), all rolled into one. The treatment is pancakes and flounders. It is the only thing we can slide under the door.....

 

damn why yall hating on Charlie?he "was" the man lol.shame how he turned out.all because of that crazy outbreak monster blood shyt he was spewing after dissing chuck lorre and getting kicked off the show.then he came out on that new show and definitely didn't look right,looked like an aids patient.i was always a fan of the sheens,emilio in young guns and pops was the best actor of them all...lol and I just watched wall st like a week ago

 

I got chlamydia once. Sh!t happens

 

ok so he says he contracted it 4 years ago which was also when he was saying winning allot... no you are in fact loosing, you have aids

 

Well.....at least he ain't got Morgellon's, right Apey?

 

He was way cooler in the late 80s early 90s

 

id love to see vin diesel take charlies path

 

Said Charlie Sheen to T-Cell Gore,
"Oh, must we fight this silly war?
To kill and die is such a bore."
"I quite agree!" said T-Cell Gore.

Said T-Cell Gore to Charlie Sheen,
"We could go surf our favorite beach
And after pound some bench-off protein."
"A grand idea!" said Charlie Sheen.
They both said, "Invite Shred Machine!"
"Let's leave right now!" said Charlie Sheen.

Said T-Cell Gore to Charlie Sheen,
"But what if the sea is closed this week?
And what if Belmar isn't 23 feet?"
"A dreadful thought," said Charlie Sheen.
Said Charlie Sheen to T-Cell Gore,
"My Excel suite is slightly tore--
We'd better go on with our war."
"I quite agree," said T-Cell Gore.

Then Charlie Sheen was attacked by T-Cell Gore
As T-Cells fled and immune systems roared--
And now--alas--there is no more
Of Charlie Sheen
Or T-Cell Gore.

 

Poetry with sheen!