For Next Time your Scared to land a floater

Nothing as good as kicking yourself in the face.

[video=vimeo;8749561]https://vimeo.com/8749561[/video]

 

Interesting

 

o ok...

 

Braille skateboarding is pretty entertaining. Been watching them since they taught people how to skate

 

This certainly is the Summa Cum Laude of Moron thread. And I am referring to the topic and board with nails, not referring to trevolution, our fire fighting peer.
Reminds me of the "flagellants" who thought they could whip themselves into a bloody mess to expiate all their sins, way back in medieval times.
So what is next in our wondrous sport, an Inquisition of heretical surfers who believe we measure the FRONT of the wave rather than the back?? Or kill surfers that are NOT sponsored?? Or those that ARE sponsored??

widiculous......

 

o pa pa

 

Fkn A trev. I will think of this thread next time I boost, no bail.

 

Google "Cake Farting" y'all.

 

I've submitted my query on "cake farting" and now HR wants to sit down with me.

 

Can someone prease explain what is, cake farting?

 

F@cked up people who insert cake into their pie hole and then fart it out.

 

I concur, but your post did remind me of one surfer out of Santa Barbara whom fire walked for me during my very first trip to Pismo. It is the only time I have ever seen anyone do it in person, and it was shortly after my arrival one night (morning, 1AM or so...couldn't find the access ramp). Most were two-sheets to the wind by then, and he was certainly one of them. The bonfire had burned down to coals, he spread them out, took another shot, and he then slowly walked them (complete nut, great surfer).

 

"Flo" is short for "Floater".

 

Wrong, but 'tis actually an extreme encryption for something else.

 

I believe the term is, "three sheets to the wind," Ms. Wechsler.

 

One sheet = tipsy
Two...

 

Sorry for the delay, CB:

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