Founders' Cup of Surfing

BRRRRRPPPPP.
Are not.
They ALL suck.
Would NOT buy one. Ever.

 

Barry only rides bings....

 

Not true. I would ride your mom as well, and that would be a bang.

 

Already heard that one a million times... and that whore has been worn out

Plus you’re too old for her

 

Waddah you think boys? My mom in the scantily clad threade?

 

Thats gey,
If you "ride" a woman, that means shes giving you a colonic.

 

Well this thread has taken an interesting turn... but I like it!

 

Looks like the Ambiguously Ghey Duo lol

Poor dude's getting rhino'd

 

Soul......i can't tell if your joking or not. But if your seriousi can get you some big ol motors from my shop. Don't know what you'd need but i got a few giant motors that are still good out of the power plants. Things weigh a solid 3 or 4 hundred pounds.

As for the contest. It's funny. I originally said that wave was too perfect. No sections and all that. Everyone said it was awesome and given the chance they'd surf it. Now everyone is saying it's boring cause it has no sections. Yall are wishy washy.

 

Never mind soul. I was talking big ass motors for HVAC. Could work on some sort of pulley system with a track. But after a second of actually thinking about it.... all the big motors i got are 460V 3 phase. I highly doubt you got that kinda power. Is that even legal at a residence? I doubt it.

 

Well... I’m serious about it but I don’t have the property yet... and 460V is a lot. My dad has an HVAC business and I know some good electricians so might be able to get something like that together... I think it would be easier to fuel it with carbon dispensing earth sludge.

Depending on how my work goes I’m not sure where I’ll be located either... when I build it it will probably be in FL or VA... easier to source larger plots of land with less zoning and less expensive than northern counter parts...

 

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Sorry bruh, couldn't help myself.

 

gonna be some waves this wknd, out in the ocean. i'll prob miss this epic event. but i'm sure sportscenter will revive the hype for me in their top 10 come Monday

 

Come on dude only stone aged older-than-dirt dinosaurs surf in the ocean. The ocean is so full of germs, weird animals, and nasty salt. Real surfers ride chlorinated water.

 

I think I'm gonna paddle out at Carowinds wave pool opening day. Wanna Join me???