Fred

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by titsandpits, Aug 31, 2015.

  1. titsandpits

    titsandpits Well-Known Member

    583
    Sep 4, 2012
    Dear Fred,

    I want you to send us the meanest, beefiest, throatiest, barrels, double overhead,
    that there's the possibility we end up dead.

    I wanna be tucked so deep, my SI name becomes braaaaaadddddddddpittteddd,
    onlookers from the beach ask did he just get spitted?

    Now I'm calling on SI to aboard the train and finish this off,
    because every time I do its in 30 seconds. :cool:


    CHOOOOOOOOOOCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
     
  2. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Look at the track record! SSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
     

  3. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    Ignorance is bliss.

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  4. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
  5. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Fred will encounter cooler waters and vertical shear after passing over the Cape Verde Islands, slowly weakening the storm as it moves WNW. What it does beyond that is pure speculation.
     
  6. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    No offense dude but Betty does the predicting around here. Her track record has been flawless. Kill it now.
     
  7. titsandpits

    titsandpits Well-Known Member

    583
    Sep 4, 2012
    yea no offense im aware donqueer but i love betty and all but her 'track record' was poopies this whole summer.... this is simply a train thread for hype.. i know your used to trains and being Eiffel towered from a conductor and caboose so you prob know what im talkin about
     
  8. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    LOL. I needed this on a Monday morning.

    btw. CHOOO CHOOOOOO. Here's a forecast for you: I get cannon blasted out of the tube, and lay the mother of all cuttys shooting spray into the outer solar system off my bonzer fin. I got my gun waxed up and put a new astroe deck on the nose so i can hang 5 while in the greenroom.
     
  9. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    That is one hell of a forecast! BWAHAHAHA
     
  10. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Well, you jinxed it already by calling him 'Fred'. That makes me think of that wanker Mr. F@cking Rogers. Call him Freddie. That has a more sinister, loan shark, leg breaker sound to it.
     
  11. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    My bad! Didn't want to infuriate your personal orgy thoughts. K? Don't take it personally.
     
  12. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Who's Fred?

    It's always chest hi and peeling in Belmar... Never saw Fred paddle out tho...
     
  13. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    I'll take personally whatever the hell I choose ass hat.
     
  14. BradPitted

    BradPitted Well-Known Member

    299
    Jan 1, 2015
    hahaa. well Im not the best surfer here, but I do get pitted.... so pitted.
     
  15. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
  16. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
  17. Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

    Oct 14, 2012
    This is freaking hilarious! Well done :)
     
  18. titsandpits

    titsandpits Well-Known Member

    583
    Sep 4, 2012
    thanks bethany ;)
     
  19. whosthat

    whosthat Well-Known Member

    293
    Apr 8, 2011
    Was this in ref to the guy who had his own show?...........who was a Marine on Iwo Jima..........who saved Lee Marvin's life on the beaches of Iwo Jima.......I thought he was one of the first Marine special ops soldiers of WW2.......probably some other Mr.Rogers.....