Free DUNE!!!!!

now you've done it.
swat team enroute.

 

I've gotten permanently banned for a helluva lot less on some other "surfing" site. Whatevs.

 

i second this.

 

Man, that visor...

 

^^^ I second that!

 

idk but son, you need to focus on better things in life than surfing, surfing isnt everything, you need to focus on stuff like womens farts and getting into the 9th grade without the use of bribery, and jizzing on your cat for fun

 

I wish I could make this my signature line!

 

Hey, jizzing on the cat can be a real challenge! Wait, which cat?

 

when your cat is tranquilly sleeping

 

You mean roofied? Ha

 

you cant roofie a cat skegged on a pike

 

Happy shart sniffing with Pam

 

why thank you, but me and pam broke up a while ago, so all i have left is the chairs she has sat in

 

Hey brother, better than nothin

 

ive tried farting on my face but it still just doesnt have the same impact as pams

 

Of course it doesn't! How could you think a dudes fart would beat the warm nectar of a fine woman's?

 

um, in the 80's she was hot.
now she's the pin-up for the oxygen tank sales calendar.

 

i always thought jenny mccarthy was way hotter. at least until she unveiled the extent of her crazy w/ the whole anti-vax thing.