FREE Surf Camps

I'd like to start one. I bought a white van and blacked out the windows. You like a trailer better.
I got duct tape, rope and chloroform. What other supplies do you need to start?

I kid, I kid.

 

you might want a private shower curtain, no one wants to send the kiddies home with sand all in their swimsuits. but such diligence might be misinterpreted by ignorant onlookers.

 

are atheist surfers allowed to attend?

 

hello I would also like to solicit free things here through ali baba and pastafaria. I could use a nice rolling tool box, at least 10 drawer, something nice and heavy like snap on or matco. Could also do for one of those fancy booty dryers that you'ze guys have been talking about. How'z about a nice surf rig so I can stop getting my daily all sandy. Maybe a nice hd chevy? I'll take an enclosed trailer too while you are at it, good call. God wants a brand new Cadillac and he wants me to drive it around for him.

What kind of aloha is that? Get the F*&K out of here, Wayne.

 

Wayne the Insane child butt molester is back for 2014!!! He's ready to touch the little boys in their no no places and tell the girls they must wear rash guards so as not to entice the boys. And all in the name of Jesus. He has his rape van all set up with a water bed and tons of lube. Wayne conducts free surf camps and all you have to do is follow his beliefs and attend a sermon. Wayne do us all a favor and follow Leethestuds advice and get the FU(K out of SI!


Vote Rcarter in 2014 Because if we all work together we can all hate everybody.

 

I am impacting the coast for common sense. gimme free sh!t!!!!

 

Wayne is impacting the kids with pen!s.


Vote Rcarter in 2014 Because if we all work together we can all hate everybody.

 

Careful what you wish for man, we may just blow that phone up 24/7. I got free long distance and can call all day and night!


Vote Rcarter in 2014 Because if we all work together we can all hate everybody.

 

We are serious, you heinous thundercu*t.

No one wants you anywhere near them, don't you get it. It's bad enough you want an "enclosed trailer" (WTF?!). It's bad enough you want free gear given to your lazy, self-righteous child-abusing crew of freaks. It's bad enough that you invoke mystical beings to justify your 'work' here on planet earth. It's bad enough that you firmly believe that you have a divine mandate to lure half-naked youngsters into your rape van.

Post your spew on your own crackpot website, wayne the insane, 'cause we surely don't want to have SI Forum closed down because wayne the insane is posting solicitations of minors for lewd & lascivious purposes.

 

Awwww man Yankee just kicked his run for HOTY 2014 in to overdrive invoking then demi god Thunder*t!!!!!! I love the hate!!!!!


Vote Rcarter in 2014 Because if we all work together we can all hate everybody.

 

wayne where did we get the idea?
1) all of the scandals the church is involved in
2) religion is all lies anyway, so anyone selling it and asking for free sheet (when its already tax free) is a snake oil salesman
3)you are creepy as fock

 

The Catholic sex abuse cases are a series of allegations, investigations, trials and convictions of child sexual abuse crimes committed by Catholic priests, nuns and members of Roman Catholic orders against children as young as three years old with the majority between the ages of 11 and 14.[1][2][3] These cases include anal and oral penetration and have resulted in criminal prosecutions of the abusers and civil lawsuits against the church's dioceses and parishes. Many of the cases span several decades and are brought forward years after the abuse occurred. Cases have also been brought against members of the Catholic hierarchy who did not report sex abuse allegations to the legal authorities. It has been shown they deliberately moved sexually abusive priests to other parishes where the abuse sometimes continued.[4] This has led to a number of fraud cases where the Church has been accused of misleading victims by deliberately relocating priests accused of abuse instead of removing them from their positions.[5] As recently as 2011 Fr Curtis Wehmeyer was allowed to work as a priest despite many people having reported concern about his sexual compulsion and suspicious behavior with boys. Wehmeyer was employed as a priest without proper background checks. Wehmeyer was later convicted of sexually abusing two boys. After Wehmeyer's arrest there are complaints the responsible clergy were more concerned with how to spin the story in a favorable light than in helping victims.[6]

The cases received significant media and public attention in Canada, Ireland, the United States, and throughout the world.[7] In response to the attention, members of the church hierarchy have argued that media coverage has been excessive and disproportionate.[8] According to a Pew Research Center study, media coverage mostly emanated from the United States in 2002, when the Boston Globe began a critical investigation. By 2010 much of the reporting focused on child abuse in Europe.[9][10] From 2001-2010 the Holy See, the central governing body of the Catholic Church, has "considered sex abuse allegations concerning about 3,000 priests dating back up to 50 years" according to the Vatican's Promoter of Justice.[11] Cases worldwide reflect patterns of long-term abuse and the covering up of reports.[note 1] Church officials and academics knowledgeable about the Roman Catholic Church, say that sexual abuse by clergy is generally not discussed, and thus is difficult to measure.[7][12] In the Philippines where as of 2002 at least 85% of the population is Catholic, revelations of child sexual abuse by priests followed the United States' reporting in 2002.[13]

In the United States, which has been the lead focus of much of the scandals and subsequent reforms,[14] BishopAccountability.org, an "online archive established by lay Catholics," reports that over 3,000 civil lawsuits have been filed against the church,[15] some of these cases have resulted in multi-million dollar settlements with many claimants. In 1998 the Roman Catholic Diocese of Dallas paid $30.9 million to twelve victims of one priest ($44.3 million in present-day terms).[16][17] From 2003 to 2009 nine other major settlements involving over 375 cases with 1551 claimants/victims, resulted in payments of over US$1.1 billion.[note 2] The Associated Press estimated the settlements of sex abuse cases from 1950 to 2007 totaled more than $2 billion.[18] BishopAccountability puts the figure at more than $3 billion in 2012.[15][19] Addressing "a flood of abuse claims" five dioceses (Tucson, Arizona; Spokane, Washington; Portland, Oregon; Davenport, Iowa, and San Diego) got bankruptcy protection.[18] Eight Catholic dioceses have declared bankruptcy due to sex abuse cases from 2004-2011.[20]

 

This thread needs a Jerry Sandusky reference:

 

I just wrote that number on some local bathroom stalls. Enjoy that, Wayne.

 

That is an awesome idea lee!!!!


Vote Rcarter in 2014 Because if we all work together we can all hate everybody.

 

Hey Lee, didn't you mention somewhat recently about a CL add that included a phone # and resulted in a bunch of people showing up at some ladies' house expecting some weird orgy or something?

 

HAHAHAHA... There is nothing funny about what that monster did and no punishment is enough... BUT that is hilarious

 

FYI..........Starting June-August 2014 we will be expanding camps to Saturday, Monday, Tuesday. Also we will be doing camps in NJ last 2 weeks of August. For more info contact Wayne at Son Followers Ministry.