Free yankee!!!

What better way to welcome Yankee back than by inflaming him with OT stuff which he doesn't like?



[video=vimeo;62978247]http://vimeo.com/62978247[/video]

 

Get a haircut, hippie. You've never even gone fast, bro.

Forget you. I'm so stoked to get that magic 11-13s swell arriving here on the EC 48 hours from now that will last 72. You know why I'm so damn stoked all the time? For every 1 second I'm on a wave, I've spent 6 hours, 28 minutes and 13 seconds thinking about it. Each ride is rapturous.

 

hehe you are going to be disappointed on that score, no haircut and 37mph best speed reading from about 6 years ago on a head high wind swell plus 10'9' of wood... can't wait for the new ripcurl gps speed recording watches to come out! The pros at snapper rocks got some pretty lame speeds recently lol cubed.

Have a good surf...

 

Stiffler, we don't care about your Chevy Chase station wagons, but a young Anthony Michael Hall may enjoy them. You're kind of like a naturalist SUPer, dude. You ever thrown a hack? I mean, go HAM and get stoked from doing so. Leave the break or the skate park hurting because you didn't push it that day if you didn't thrash yourself once good at least. Down the line...put, put, put...look at my silverlocks...put, put, put...ooops, got a wedgie in me Travelocity britches!

Spicoli is appreciating the gift of buoyancy that extra foam offers when on the 7'6 and even thinking about something a foot or two longer for summer months. Not small-minded, bro. But mang, I get my rocks off when I shove the tail and have to swim that back arm over the top for both balance and propulsion outta the turn. I'm talking about hurling myself like I was a spiked flail in a battle circa the Middle Ages and feeling like I'm in outer space then BOOM...heading in a different direction now and all the contrails go oooohh aaaaahhh eeeeeeee.

It's kind of like how I enjoy jumping on things, off of things, and through things. Then there you are...put, put, put...and the only thing defying gravity is a hoary strand from your skull. "One of these things is not like the other" and I'm OK with that, actually appreciate that. Just not when it's being thrust up in all our grilles. Keep it to yourself there, Finnegan Woodsworth.

 

whoa - that board flies.

 

Even the Hoff is glad you're back!

 

And Roy with the hijack, thread set to crash and burn in T minus 2 pages.

 

super sick turns bro, you really put that thing on the rail

serious question: have you ever done a cutback?

 

He'd hijack his own kids if it meant getting any attention at all...as if the screaming orange jumpsuit, the junk that he manufactures & a total banning on Swaylocks amongst others didn't give him wood...

the sheep crunching gnome w the transgender life partner has been a bitter, bitter gnome ever since Rarick lit his beard up in that video review...

 

Is there really anyone kook enough to wear helmets while surfing these days?

 

The King of Kooks needs a crown.

 

And a scepter! (paddle)

 

Holy Sh!t if we could have signature lines on our posts this would be in mine!!!

 

That is some funny Shiite!

 

Happy Friday to you to bud! May your rides be long and clean!

 

F~ck you!!!!!

Just kidding

Wasn't Yank free by page 3?

 

Food for thought...

Looking at this quote above, its ironic that any of you actually care Roy hijacked this thread given the way that his threads are always high jacked by most of you who are complaining about it...give it but can't take eh?...looking forward to the typical trolling/flaming responses in 3, 2, 1...

 

It's not so much the hijacking we give a sh!t about. Hell I think most thread derailments are hilarious. It's Roy we do not like.

We do not like him on our site, we do not like him with a kite, we do not like him on our waves, we do not like the way he behaves. We do not like the crap he spews, we do not like to hear his news. We do not like the greed he shows, we do not like him because he blows. We do not like this Roy you see, and I bet his beard smells like pee.