Free yankee!!!

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by DawnPatrol321, May 15, 2014.

  1. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Bro, you lost me on that one. What claim are you speaking of? What do you successfully refute here? If the derision towards you is such a joke then why do you invest a significance of time and effort in reading and responding to it? You give it substance at that point.

    You said I was inverted.

    Charlie: So, lieutenant, where exactly were you?
    Maverick: Well, we...
    Goose: Thank you.
    Maverick: Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him.
    Charlie: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?
    Maverick: Because I was inverted.
    Iceman: [coughs whilst saying] Bull****.
    Goose: No, he was man. It was a really great move. He was inverted.
    Charlie: You were in a 4g inverted dive with a MiG28?
    Maverick: Yes, ma'am.
    Charlie: At what range?
    Maverick: Um, about two meters.
    Goose: It was actually about one and a half I think. It was one and a half. I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be one and a half.
    Maverick: Was a nice picture.
    Goose: Thanks.
    Charlie: Eh, lieutenant, what were you doing there?
    Goose: Communicating.
    Maverick: Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving him the bird!
    Goose: [Charlie looks puzzled, so Goose clarifies] You know, the finger
    Charlie: Yes, I know the finger, Goose.
    Goose: I-I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that, I'm sorry. Excuse me.


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  2. KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

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    Feb 21, 2012
    This is a good member of swell info and a swell individual as a member of society. Alcohol is the truth serum, I check the forecast and know the truth…RESPECT YANKEE *****ES

    now let the infractions fall
     

  3. dudeclimbing

    dudeclimbing Well-Known Member

    263
    Apr 16, 2013
    The reason we are all here is not for trolling, arguing, picking quarrels or to be just a Richard. We are all here for one thing we all share. The love of the waves with like minded individuals. It's all just like a huge f'd up clan. Someone asks for some advice we get it! May not be what we wish for, yet generally it's the truth with a fine amount sarcasm. Do we butt heads, heck ya. We re a bunch of type A personalities getting along for the most part, and will stand up for each other in a drop of a hat when it comes down to it. Look at me, I the most land lock mo fo on this site. Yet ya all welcomed me in. Did it take some time? Hell ya, and thanks ya bunch of Neanderthals ( except Betty, cuz she' s a Betty not a Neanderthal )
    We never have to post. We never have to answer squat. We chose to! Why? Who cares why. We just keep coming back, and that's what matters yo!

    Now ffff off n catch sum waves for me .
     
  4. natkitchen

    natkitchen Well-Known Member

    776
    Mar 29, 2011
    This thread is officially derailed!
     
  5. dudeclimbing

    dudeclimbing Well-Known Member

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    Apr 16, 2013
  6. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    AH, there we go, this thread is nearing classic insane ranking.....could be a first? You've got the gnome on his pedantic soapbox telling us (again) how superior he is to all of us proles, you've got farck shunter in his days of rage, you've got the bronze age mythmaker driving the van AND trolling the Forum simultaneously.

    BTW, every time I see waynetheinsane's posts I can't help but see & hear PeeWee Herman in his grape-hugger electric blue slacks paired with his white shoes, skipping along & singing 'tra-la-la-la-la!'

    Thankfully there's waves this wknd. Surfing. Surfing, wti666, gnome & farckk shunter....surfing.
     
  7. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Lame brah. I will give you this new bodyboard if you just go away.
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  8. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Pretentious posts really show why no one gives a flying **** about what you say on here.
     
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  9. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
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  10. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    In honor of yankee's sovereignty we must all take this gift of EC swell today and PADDLE OUT!!

    [video=youtube;gT49N_THtyM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT49N_THtyM&feature=kp&app=desktop[/video]
     
  11. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    You still don't get it do you?

    Here it is again: you do not represent everyone on Swellinfo... this should be easy for you to comprehend, you just have to try.

    As for pretentious... sorry but it's how I think there's no pretence. I have a natural inclination to think and have been trained to do so and to write.
     
  12. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    That's a classic, but I don't believe that Jesus endorses the retarded heaven/hell theory... call me a inferno denier perhaps?
     
  13. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    If you can't write without coming off like a smug sociopath, it may be best to stay away from the whole writing thing. It doesn't make you sound intelligent or logical. It just pisses everyone off. However, that seems to be your goal, so I guess a congratulations is in order.
     
  14. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Bro, when you have to tell numerous posters one by one that through their disdain for your vocal auto-fellatio they don't represent the whole forum you start to show a redundant consensus.

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  15. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    So the number is down from 'all' to 'numerous'.

    I'm still not buying... try getting real and admitting that it is only a handful of the lower rung dwellers and we'll talk.
     
  16. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Look mouthpiece, I have a long-awaited swell to jump on. How bout you make the should Roy stay or should he go poll and see the hard facts? Or just count the detractors one by one (not hard to do) in your thread and those you've hijacked. Real easy bro. Honestly, it's to the point where we are better served counting who actually does want you here. Which is Chuck ( who's long gone it seems) and...um...er...well...no one.

    Go sit on one of your "printed" titanium fins. The rest of us actually are planning to go surf, because that is what surfers on a surf forum do - they go and surf.
     
  17. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    Why you give a damn either way is a question.
     
  18. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    You guys once again Roy is right and the rest of the world is wrong:
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  19. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Because maybe, just maybe in a world with some level of justness you'll start to STFU and conduct yourself with some level of community decorum and humility at least some of the time. We all have our moments, myself included and I'm the first to say so. It's simply that 100% of your posts are as the Mexicans say "la basura".
     
  20. Roy Stuart

    Roy Stuart Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2013
    Lol at that theory, I'm far more polite than many of the trolls here.