Friends sister on a dates

Bubs, I'm seriously beginning to worry about you.

But, keep coming here to ask for advice. The sidebar keeps popping up Russian and Asian dating websites and the chix are hott. Seriously better than looking at Chevy trucks.

 

Ha, did anyone see chopsticks pop up the other day, that was me.

 

Seriously. And it's not like he's posting useful/interesting stuff as well in between. Pretty pathetic if you ask me. At least when other people post useless/non interesting stuff it's funny. This is just sad.

 

The zoo. bubonik-fat-phoniks the mall security guard needs to take his cousin to the zoo.

 

Women don't know schittt! Never listen to them.
In fact, do the complete opposite for terrific results!

 

One of the guys I rode with back in the day was a full patch member of the Pagans MC. One day he saw my lil sister. I saw his eyes light up. If he wanted to rape her right in front of me there wasn't much I'd have been able to do about it. I could have probably taken him in a one on one. But then I'd be dead. A few days later he asked me if he could call my sister. He said he would take her somewhere nice and would not bring her around the other Pagans. He was very respectful when he didn't need to be. I said yes.
So Bubs, just ask.
Irony of my situation was that before he could ask my sister out, he got locked up and got sentenced to 10 hard. When he got,out he became a minister and my sister had moved to Burgaw, NC.

 

That is an all time classic.

 

depends on how old you are. if your <28, then I kind of think your obligated should the opportunity present itself. Your boy will be pissed when he finds out but he'll get over it. He'll find out because your required to confess afterwards.

>28 then you shouldn't. But your going to anyway...

 

Nah, the point was to come clean with his buddy. Just say, "hey bud, I wanna smash my tube snake into all your sister's holes. Is this OK with you?"

 

Just don't tell him about sticking your finger in her butt

 

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Great question! Butt, what if she likes it being butt hurt? Hm

 

I dunno, same gene pool...something tells me you may have some repressed feelins

 

If they happen to, we shall burn one down!
You're alright in my book!

 

this 100%

 

Give her TWO t-shirts!!

 

Bubba, please.
Rack it, pack it, move on.
Go wax your stick

 

Hay big buoy: Consider the alternative....before it becomes mainstream....

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/amsterdam-sex-robot-brothel-will-8070584

 

another option...

might be a little late to the party