Front piece or Back piece?

Weak stomach bro? Up your fiber yank.

 

Gentlemen, I give a prime specimen and the bible of the back piece in the surfing world. I accept credit/debit/cash/ Paypal as forms of compensation for this source.

http://surfassing.tumblr.com/post/72846523847/coco-ho-and-her-big-local-style-ass-errr-we-mean

 

Ah, jeez, spicoli, sounds like you're heavily invested in the art of, er, crabbing. Organic or not, dude, that's harsh.

 

...just watch out for the crotch crickets

 

Hahaha I knew that'd keep this great tread going.

 

as$ and titties. Im greedy. I like em both.

 

Originally Posted by yankee View Post
Along the lines of the nearly-analogies being made at this moment, if one of you starts gigging on tossing some chica's salad, well, just don't eh?


this had me laughing a quit a bit

 

I'm into Figure Skaters....you do the math.

 

yea, my second wife is in third grade somewhere

 

"What are you, 12?!" My evil ex used to ask me that. I'd say yea, and so what.

 

Yes bro! They are my favorite in so many ways.

 

Bro, not saying all figure skaters are off the charts but there are some who are solid and slender head to toe and it's the most choice piece out there. Their athleticism is unrivaled and if they're good they didn't get there without high, high commitment. Similar to ours.

Vball chicks can be grand too. They're are some amazons though.

 

Doug: concentrate on the area between the knees and the small of the back, Grasshopper. Then, and only then, will you be at zen with highest order of backside-to-thigh ratio: The (female) Figure Skater.

 

backside all day...i saw some nice ones at the beach today it was insane.

 

what a sausage fest...give the females of this forum a little more proper dues and respect....with that said, why come the line always so male dominated - sorry to hijack the thread

 

Ya aggro Maine bro, next time you hijack a tread (apology accepted) make sure you speak fluent English so we can at least comprehend your rant.

 

Im a backside kinda guy. Butt, throw in a matching pair of frontside floaters and im gonna fall every time!

 

Ya braw, do us a solid and post up some pics of backsides adorned in Braz biks. We know they're all around you out there.

Nice play on words with the butt. yankee and I (and maybe 2 others, tops) appreciate that comprehensible writing on here.