Funny Observations

495 around DC, has a reputation being a rollercoaster of a road and heavy traffic, watched a guy rolling a joint at about 75mph. incredibly talented man.

 

saw a video of a girl caught on security camera texting while walking. She walked right into a fountain in the mall, fell in and then got out and contined shopping.

 

hahaha awesome.

 

saw that today. http://www.iviewtube.com/v/176373/girl-falls-in-berkshire-mall-fountain-while-texting-video

 

that was the greatest thing ever

 

i was watching a guy playing something on his ipad driving probably around 75ish mph a few weeks ago. i assumed it was angry birds because he kept dragging his finger back and forth, but i thought it was ridiculous how he could navigate the roadway that sucessful

 

Saw an guy going at it while watching porn on 309 in PA. Then watched his amusement turn to horror when the red and blues turned on.

 

the mall where the girl that fell into the fountain is 10 minutes from my house, my friend was telling me about it last week but i never saw the video. thats so funny...

 

Ok. this past summer I finished a surf session walked across the beach to my car carrying my board and fell into a hole some kid dug while observing 6 beautiful backsides lying side by side. all thong type. Major distraction but well worth the comical embarassment.

 

Hahaha that's awesome!

 

One weekend this past summer while packin up my truck from being at the beach all day in NWW I saw a run like his life depended on getting to the port-0-john. I notice when he came out that he was only wearing on sock. I guess there was no TP and he had to do the wipe with his sock LOL

 

That video with the chick falling in the water is hilarious! Reminds me of a few weeks ago I was riding in my girlfriends car on a highway goin about 75 mph, we were about 25-35 yards from a random light when it turns yellow and she decides to slam on the breaks to stop for the red. Well, instead of stopping we slid through the intersection with the tires screeching and stop on the other side of the intersection. No wonder I always drive.

 

I notice more and more, people driving at night, with no headlights on.....not even the parking lights...........how much in a daze are these people that they cant notice their dash is lit up? Cars even made it easier for dummies, I had a car in '99 that had the auto lights, granted you could switch them off....I never did..........This isnt so much a funny observation, but a scary one......

A funny one would be the Billy Idol looking dude who does his exercise routine on the Belmar boardwalk during the summer.......oh the countdown to summer waves begins

 

Last summer saw this chick riding a moped doing about 50 and she was texting.

 

Last summer at the Detroit airport I saw this woman texting while walking, she walked right into the underside of an escalator and nailed her forehead pretty hard, snapped it right back. You'd think that'd break her out of her trance, but nope...she stumbled a little bit to the right, still tapping away at the keyboard, and tried to go forward again, and walked right into and fell over a line of Smart-Carts.