Gary Johnson Town Hall

You nailed it KR.

Yeah that's what both the Drumpf and Shrillery crowd say to me when I tell them I'm voting for GJ. It does shut down a lot of their normal hysterical howling and insults though. Can't call me a "bleeding heart pinko liberal commie" or a "fascist warmongering scumbag" or whatever the idiotic, pre-planned, insult of the day is.

Kinda like when dipsheets show up at my door wanting to talk about Jeebus. I just tell them I'm a Buddhist. They got nothing for that. Nothing in their script. Then I let the dogs out.

Did have one lady one day ask me why. I told her "Ain't no Buddhist ever killed anyone in the name of Buddha". She had nothing, didn't say a word, just turned around and walked away.

I bet Drumpf and Shrillery laugh their arses off at all the suckers who vote for them. Wearing 10k suits\dresses and drinking Scotch that costs more than most people in this country make in a month and laughing at all the poor suckers who think they are looking out for them. Like when Drumpf had that woman thrown out b\c her baby was crying. "I think she really believed me that I love having a baby crying when I'm speaking". Bet she wasn't the only one that believed him. lolololololol. Ya just can't make this sheet up.

Now back to "The Greatest Show On Earth".

 

Love that bit stank.

I think I'll just combine the two this year. Vote for GJ then rub one out right in the voting booth. Hey maybe that's how I'll mark the ballot. I'd drop a deuce on the Billary\Drumpf ones too but they might mistake that for voting for those a$$ clowns.

"Just a minute I'm having a hard time making up my mind." There's no time limit after all, right?

 

I hate politics and religion and space travel and child molesters and people who are cruel to animals and some... but not all of you guys. jk about that last part! You know I love you guy's ... no homo

 

Well they've already got my fingerprints, mug shot, phone records, and god knows what else, might as well give em a lil love along with it.

 

Space travel rules man. Imagine what kinda breaks there must be out in the universe. Glowing purple seas and sh!t with point breaks that go on for miles.

 

Hitlary might not even make it to November. Or maybe they'll cancel the debate cuz Trump will demolish her. That's why they are scheduling the debate to go against Sunday football. Assassination attempt on Donald is likely before then. Who the fuk knows. Anything at this point is possible.
[video=youtube;OqbDBRWb63s]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqbDBRWb63s[/video]

 

Who here is even remotely curious about the latest fiasco, I.e., the ransom payment to Iran? Sorry, secret flights of hastily bundled foreign cash coinciding with the exact moment of the hostage release?

Only the most Special kind of stoopid would ever believe the current horsesh!t being spewed by the White House.

And what about what Hillary and the DNC did to Bernie? Where is the *real* outrage? Fact is, what they did is no better or worse than Watergate...but since it's Hillary and the DNC, everybody gets a free pass and the true story is buried like Almond Roca in a Catbox.

Discuss

 

Too Big To Jail. If Hillary goes down she'll take 3/4s of Washington with her. That's why most of the Republican party is against Trump. If he gets into office it will be a major house cleaning. GJ won't touch it, and that's why there is no smear campaign against him, no matter if they see him as a threat or not. IE his support for the TPP proves he's an insider, regardless of his track record and the dumb non issue of legal weed. Legal weed is as much an issue as trans-gender bathrooms. Not to say it's unfair. The issue with legal weed boils down to states rights, the War on Drugs, and the Clinton Crime Bill.

 

When I think about surfing on some celestial body with different gravity than earth for too long, my head explodes

 

Interesting response, and makes painful sense. Thanks Arch.

 

Your a Trump guy? I'm in no way going to vote for Hilary, but he is just a fuking jackass

 

Yup, can't vote for either in good conscience.

 

I'm a ME guy.

 

Gotcha... Seemed like you were pushing Trump with the NFL crap and why the republicans are against Trump.

I don't think he's crushing anyone in a debate (because he comes off like a retard) and I think repubs are turning against him because he sounds like a retard

 

The saddest part is that he'd come off as a retard in a debate, yet the reddest of Kool Aid drinkers would actually believe that he won in a walk off.

That's how fvcked we are right now

 

Alas, if this were only true.

Even in the microcosm that is SI, it is painfully apparent that many are easily influenced, make poor decisions and cannot properly "lead" themselves. Outside the fishbowl, it is easiest to identify these same sheep, as their flocks tend to gather in the worst parts of our nation, as well as other parts of the world.

They are followers, not leaders. If everybody were their own strong leaders, governments would cease to exist.

Reminds me of an old political quote by a wise politician (or some despot) back in the 17th or 18th century. Something about great leaders need to create conflict sometimes, in order to justify government's existence and keep the population on their toes.

Call that whatever you want, I call that sociopathic manipulation.

 

u guys are weird,especially u archy lol.most of us surfers give 2 poops about the gov or whos president,we worry about swells and wind direction,and pot.

whats funny is half my family supports trump and the other half support hilliary and its an ongoing war I just sit back and laugh,they are both not fit,especially trump,but u cant say hilliary doesn't have plenty of experience running shyt,,,into the ground lol.hilliary will be the next president without a doubt,she could get caught screwing goats with pig blood all over her while chanting Arabic death slurs.

this is election is a "grenada."that means its impossible to lose,u can show up with ur d1k in ur hand and win.for hilliary

 

Truer words were never spoken.

Probably not as eloquently, either.

 

I've been saying for over a year now that Trump is trolling people.

I really believe that he's either eventually going to turn around and tell everyone he suckered them all and wanted to prove just how dumb ''Conservatives'' are. Or that he's a mole that's been sent to infiltrate the Republican party and sabotage it from within.

If he's really serious, I just have no words.

 

Eatswell, were you alive during the mid-80's during Trump's heyday?

If you were, you would know that he's dead serious. I can only think of a handful of dead dictators that rival this man's ego. Maybe the only bigger egos would belong to Kim Jong-un and his patriarchal lineage.

20 years ago, nobody would've *ever* considered electing Hillaryus...including her own party. She has always been acerbic, acidic, divisive, and hateful and was tied to several scandals.

I just keep shaking my head wondering how our country has come to this.

I wonder if my parents felt the same way when Reagan ran against Carter lol.