Gary Johnson Town Hall

drd

 

MORONS vote. Hence my attempts to have them come correct.

Self indulgent Johnson voters looking for some trendy acceptance for not going with either party are brainwashed SURFERS!

 

You articulate better than I ever could T.
My first executive order will be to proclaim that Syrup can only be pronounced 'seerup' and NOT 'sirup'

 

So let's just break this down...you don't like GJ b\c of he looks like kermit the frog. So you're basing your vote on looks. M'kay. In that case this bimbo is the most qualified candidate of them all. Now I don't really dig the blonde bimbo look, but if someone put a gun to my head and told me I had to band her, GJ, Billary, or Drumpf, I'd bend over the bimbo. I guess you'd rather bang Drumpf. He does have those permanent DSLs, but we'll get back to that later.

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So yeah, great system for choosing a POTUS. As far as looks go, at least he looks like a human being instead of a hybrid alien with orange skin, a symbiote on his head, and lips that look like they're permanently wrapped around a dildo. To be fair, I don't even want to think about that hag Billary that could scare the crap out of the clown from IT.

The TPP? Yeah, it's a steaming POS. You seem to forget that you're beloved Republicrats and the evil Dempublicans lined up and goose-stepped it right through congress so fast the could have outraced Usain Bolt. Some (probably most) didn't even know what was in it. That ho-bag Pelosi even said (para.) "sometimes you have to pass something to understand it".

And you think Trump would have veto'd it??? He'd have signed it faster than you're head can spin then turned around and told everyone it was the greatest thing ever for 'Murica.

And lastly, GJ is a "PC *****". I guess you think making fun of handicapped people makes you tough. Do you go down to the playground and slap around five year olds to show everyone what a boss you are?

Do you have kids? Daughters? Do you think it's cool to look at them and say, "yeah, I'd hit that". It's beyond disgusting. Makes me want to vomit even thinking about it. But no, it's sooooo not PC it's just freaking awesome!

Effeminate? Wow you're just soooo tough. Did you jump for joy after that terrorist POS killed all those people in Orlando. Woot woot. I hear there's a church in Kansas recruiting, you should check them out. They might have a problem with your man-crush on Drumpy though.

 

Safe space? I don't need no ****ing safe space. I'm a firm believer in the 1st amendment. I fully support your right to say whatever dumbass crap you can come up with, and my right to respond in kind. If anything this country needs to force these cupcakes into non-safe spaces so they'll learn how to deal with it instead of running and crying in a corner.

Bring it on, do your worst, you got nothing that scares me.

But in truth, I should thank you for that one, I got a full belly laugh out of that one. My wife too. Even my daughter thought that one was funny. But they know me, and you don't know jack ****.

 

Exactly...

 

GJ is an insider? Da fuq?

Yeah, you're boy Trumpy, NYC billionaire, who just stocked his economic team with a who's who of the traitorous POS's that led us straight into the last recession, who should have been strung up bu their necks instead of getting bailed out (thanks Obama!), he's the outside who's going to save us all.

Yep, he's relabeled hope and change and you're buying that snake oil by the gallon.

It's like this...a gang of crack heads break into your home. So to fix it you not only invite a crack head to come live with you, he brings all his crack head buddies with him, the same ones who ripped you off. But it's ok now, b\c this crack head won't rip you off. He'll take care of everything. In fact, he's personally guaranteed you that he'll protect all your stuff.

And you believe him.

 

Soooooooooooooo...anyone who doesn't vote for a Dempublican or a Republicrat is brainwashed???

Da fuq???

Hey genius, who's been in charge of the guvmint since the Great Depression? But yeah, your guy is the one who's going to change all that.

Keep slurping at the through, lil piggy. Yum yum, that **** tastes gooooooooooooooooooooood.

 

Thanks for the props all of y'all that have triple digit IQs. And to more that I missed, DPsup, CBScrewby, Trev, DosXX, CCdog, Surfdog, RMDN, U2B, and the many others I have missed. There's a lot of good, intelligent peeps on here, they just get drowned out by the shrill screaming of the raging dumbasses running rampant.

I'm out, gotta go do some manly stuff, some plumbing work, working on cars, etc...Wouldn't want Starchy and Co. thinking I'm effeminate after all, it might scare me into my safe space.

 

Tlokein, lighten up dude.
The appearance and mannerisms of Kermit Johnson were jokes.
I don't like him b/c he's gonna sign the TPP. Trump has been bashing trade deals that rob the USA for over a decade.
Kermit doesn't have the balls to call out crooks like Canklery or Obama. You think he'll try to clean up the scum inside the Beltway? Hah, yeah right.
I also don't like him b/c his VP will come after our guns.
And if he's Prez,the word handicap will no longer be legal.
He's not a Libertarian!
He is most definitely a Lispertarian though.
Honestly at first I didn't like Trump at all, and i was leaning Libertarian. I would of liked to have seen MacAfee get the nomination. But after Kermit got it, and I learned his stance on big issues, I realized the Libertarian Party had been hijacked. Kermit is an insider. His immigration policy mirrors Canklery's, as well as TPP and Responsible Guna Laws.
If anything Trump is more Libertarian, but he knew if he ran under that party he'd have no traction.
Trump is the death of the GOP. Iit needed to die to give way to future parties that actually represent the people, not special interests, to rise and actually be taken seriously.
That's why the GOP tried everything to not have him get the nomination.
Trump's not an insider like your lispy little frog Kermit Johnson.

 

Clearly you've been triggered.

 

Easy BSHack, that's a micro-aggression.

 

At least people on this forum know who GJ is. I still talk to people who are clueless that anyone else is running. I think he is polling at 9 % and needs 15 to be invited to the debates. It would seem a lot more democratic to have more than our current front runners on that stage.

 

Two morons are enough; we don't need more morons, unless, of course, you are one as well and you believe the more morons the merrier!! Wheeeeeee!!

 

Well, I'm not a genius like yourself..... Wheeeeeeeee

 

At least you got THAT right!!!! <grin>

 

Although Trump is the republican nominee he's not a republican. He's a populist. A reformer.
A vote for him not the same as a vote for McCain, Romney or Bush. Y'all need to get beyond that.

Trump is the outsider. Not GJ. In case you haven't been paying attention.

Those self-righteous anti establishment peeps not getting on the Trump train are misguided Ron Paul supporters or loser liberals. Get with the times boys.

 

Thanks T Lo, back at ya bruh!

 

just because someone's not an insider doesn't make them qualified... There plenty of dumb fuks out there with no political affiliation. Now we have a billionaire dumb fuk candidate

"That dudes a sexual predator and his wife is a lying criminal... I'm gonna invite them to my wedding."

 

No matter what, if Trump wins, it will be the first time a black family is evicted from public housing, to make room for a billionaire family....