get on it today if you can

Well, I don't think you went to a "Thug Approved" "Hip-Hop" show. Especially back in your college days, African American clubs, downtown, had constant violent incidents. If there was mucho white boys at your shows, there's a reason for that. A big reason.

You insinuate that Philly's a nice place because you didn't get whacked-off on South Street or The Art Museum.......? Those are, like, two of the biggest tourist areas besides the historical stuff.

That's like me saying Baltimore is sissy because I went to the Harbor/Aquarium and didn't see any G-Town Thugsters walking around. Jeez, National Geographic's Drugs Inc hasn't even done anything on Baltimore.

Spending a day at The Betsy Ross House and eating a cheese steak on South St doesn't mean you explored Philly. Why would you think you know Philly by just spending limited time in a five block radius in center city?

Doesn't Baltimore have a downtown also? Is it the same as the West Side?

Oh, the next time your up in Philly, around the 13th & Locust area you can get some killer transvestite hookers after dark.

Oh, I looked Baltimore is leading so far in 2014 with 8 homicides so far. Philly only has 7. Congrats.

I still say Philly has better diesel. Jeez, Baltimore, like most of the country, don't even know how to bag the stuff. Man, you don't put it in plastic rock bags for God's sakes. And gel caps?? OY VEY !!

And what's the deal with the "scramble vs raw" ? Scramble, I don't want eggs, cracker. Raw? Man, that's stepped-on, so why you calling it raw? You know what it is that I be sayin'?

Zach, you come up here some day, and I'll show you some waves....real good waves better than SAND DIEGO and we'll hang out at clubs on Allegheny Ave. and then go to Hope St. and then we'll ride the subways including the EL which will give you a decent tour of the city and we'll hang out on Market St in West Philly and get creepy under the train tracks buying love from locals with our Hope St goods.

Leave your wife and kids at home. Of course, I expect a reciprocating tour of Baltimore.

And course I've seen The Wire. I cried when Bhodie got popped. Best show ever.

 

Ya'll know that Baltimore is the greatest city in America, right?

 

Of course I will give you the grand tour of harm city. Blodymore nurderland etc. etc. But seriously, I was being polite in my last post. I was not even talking about crime and thugs in that post. I was saying that I was legitimately impressed that you had thinking people in the same club that didn't shoot each other or wear bullet proof vests on stage. I was not being antagoniztic. Having only been there a few times, I never attempted to go on the "ghetto driving tour"... I was just saying that I had a heck of a time in Philly and the people were cool. The music was cool. The music scene in Baltimore was a direct reflection of lack of education and vocabulary. The music was ignorant and horrendous. I was just saying that Philly was a cool town when I went there. I was in a small, isolated area that was nice. Yes, the inner harbor is nice. You usually won't get robbed at gun point there. USUALLY. All the locals in the ghettos used to get all bent out of shape because all the money from tourism etc would get dumped into the downtown area to keep people coming. They would always ask why the money never made it to the outskirts of the city. I would simply say, people dont come to baltimore to take driving tours of abandoned housing. Maybe if they would stop robbing anyone would left the 10 block radius, then they would get some love...

My wifes whole family was from the city. Not the county. The east and north east of Baltimore city. They are very bitter and angry at the state of the whole town. They, like everyone else got driven out to the suburbs because their neighborhoods went to sh**. My wife grew up in a beautiful neighborhood in the city. We drove out to see the house she grew up in a few years ago... Quite scary. a complete sh** hole now. Sad....

And I am not keen on all the drug references, but since kids in baltimore usually don't make it past the 5th grade before turning to the drug trade to support themselves, it doesnt surprise me that they use the wrong bags.... And its a HOT DOG!!!! NOT A HOT DUG! DAMNIT!

And you mofos are crazy. Who knew putting cheese wiz on a steak sandy would be so fu**ing delicious.

But, we may have to play it safe on your tour of baltimore. I showed up downtown in boardies and flip flops a few years ago and my ghetto pass was revoked for life I think. Every block I walked down, people kept saying FIVE OH and walking away... Im like guys, its cool. "What, you going swimming white boy"... "COP! COP"... Bastards.... I lost my touch a long time ago. I knew I shouldnt have thrown away those timberland boots and my ankle length, 5XL white tees.

 

I see this thread spun off into Americas most dangerous cities

lol pjb ur posts are the best.philly is a dangerous place.people from Camden go across the bridge to drop bodies and philly vice versa.its odd drugs inc didn't do bmor.I was thinken last night it would be cool to see a drugs inc in mexico with the sinaloas and juaraz cartels.i never been to Baltimore,but I did see the wire many times,and I can only thnk its like marylands Newark.

I try to stay away from ghettos because im white,and white people do not belong there.i was snapping pics on the train tracks in Trenton one day when my buddy spit off the trussle bridge and it landed on a Mercedes filled with a bunch of scary Mexicans.they chased us down the tracks with machetes while the driver drove parallel with the tracks.if I would've tripped id be dead right now.stay out of the slums and stay on the beach!!

 

shot five is so sweet. Dedication. Its what makes the NE surfer a surfer. If it was this cold in Hawaii, surfing would have never been invented. RESPECT!

 

When's someone gonna keep it real and talk about commercial chicken vendors? It's unwritten SI bro code now that the ratio of N/S posts to chicken posts stays at least 8:1. Keep the waters clean braddahs!

 

Make sure you go to The El... and check out the punker swing cats that dance that ska sh!t all night, and drink neat whiskey, old school...

 

If you spit on someones car in breezy point, NY - an all white irish catholic neighborhood - they would have just shot you.

 

Lmao they have never seen a beach boy before, to be honest here..I moved to the mid west for a while and would ask me why I was wearing board short aka (swimtrunks). They were to dumb to understand island life.

 

dude im irish,and breezy point is Pleasantville.we're not talkin bout boston here,u shoot somebody In public there,u go to jail.shoot somebody in the slums and u get away wit it.lol irish catholics,my father in law is one of those and I bust his balls to the max

 

lol we were just makin fun of him this morning,cause hes about to get his pension and he wants to go on vacation.i say Hawaii,his response " a fukin volcano lol are u crazy".. ok Amsterdam,im not goin on vacation to smoke.

so he makes up his mind and says Brooklyn.i couldn't stop laughing.u live there ur whole life,have a chance to go somewhere new before he passes,and u want to go hang out with the irish pricks,jews,and ginis.that's all it is,so I said go to Brownsville,explore a little bit.im irish and I hate all irish people,bunch a red hair pricks

 

oh, we talkin' 'bout baltimore? I was trying to get home from an O's game one night, had a few too many pints, you know how that goes. Anyhow, we end up missing the interstate entrance and end up in the HOOD. Like, cars on cinderblocks, pimps in fur coats, Hoes trying to flag us down. We were relieved to find a gas station but when we pulled up some dude in a black trench coat came up to our window demanding a ride to his dealers spot to get us some crack. what?

So we get back on the road, just headed anywhere but that gas station, and we get lit up... no not by some gang bangers uzi, by the local boys in blue. Assuming they had a crack bust, they were pretty disappointed to see two white boys in Orioles gear. They said there are two reasons to be in this part of town, "you are either looking for trouble, or you already found it"/

yeah, downtown Baltimore is SKETCHY

 

Sounds like white boy got lost & accidentally found hisself The Block.

Yeah.

Played a lotta ball up at Druid Hill Park. The Block was one of our spots. Not for the tenderfeets. Def not for young white boyz.

Anacostia Barry Farms, Rayful & the crew, full auto just to see if they could hit the field with the heavy metal rain.

Bed Stuy in the 70's, Ft Greene, East NY, the GG local, D train to Coney at 2am c ya sucker ...been there done that.

The guy posting about Breezy....guns wouldn't be the deal, slick, we'd be with bats & fists. You're some hipster from the city, right. Stay in Rockaway or with your mixed-Irish paisans in Howard Beach.

And Spicoli....silence your chattering keyboard, son, 'cause on this topic you're talking way, way out of your pay grade. You'd be white meat lunch meat. And that's being charitable.

 

Bro, the only topic(s) on this thread be pollo and civil war. Ya herd?

 

The Llama that yankee usually copulates with down in VA is on the rag, so he's extra cranky. hey yank, have a coke and a smile, guy. There exists in this world something called sarcasm. And you are wrong. I am not a hipster nor am I from a city.
Also - it appears that PJB's posts have had a dramatic impact on you, as now you are writing, verbatim, in his style. PJB, take it as the highest form of compliment - Yankee is beating your style. But don't let it phase you.

 

Jeez Matisse, struck a nerve did I? I hope that I have now guaranteed your vote for me as HOTY14.

Sarcasm is a two-way street, if you say you appreciate it then why lose it when you catch a zinger.

Notice, btw, that Spicoli ignored my occasional missive (that's how we roll.....no guarantee that he won't go Defcon7 on me, but likely not, we've found our respective space here on LooneyTunes Forum).

As for the comparison to Billy....I'm honored by the comparison to the SI Forum's resident verbal pyromaniac in residence. Carter, you got some catching up to do.

 

ya brah, like Marsellus Wallace said, "I tell you 'what now' bout me and you. There is no 'me and you'. Not no mo."

 

lol what does marsellus Wallace look like??

as mr Wallace once said,matisse u lost your Belmar privelages

 

cep he looks kinda like this: [video=youtube_share;0Tl_4LbcpQo]http://youtu.be/0Tl_4LbcpQo[/video]