Gets real here now

Apparently all you have to do is run away..... then you'll be safe at last

 

Dear Mr Cdog, while I have no experience and with all due respect, wondering about whether you can jerk seal is kinda gross (cured with salt not withstanding).

Also, since you are probably the most moral of this bunch , I hope you can find humor in this....

 

Actually, for kicks, I just Googled "seal jerky" and such products exist.

https://www.seadna.ca/seal-jerky-2/

I don't think the market is cornered yet Btw, I'd like to try it sometime, and the seal cooked in the vid h.o.m posted looked tasty

 

Thanks for this. Lol. Been a minute. Yankees back, Zach’s back, seldom has been seen, I think peajay popped in. Fees like f’in 2016 in this bitch

 

Dude - If you want to get rid of seals the solution is not utility of the meat. A certain culture thinks ingestion of seal penis increases their vitality. Thus allow harvesting and one bus load of them will probably put the species into extinction in an hour.

 

Why not eat it raw?...

 

Speaking of 2016...
Rumour has it that the windowless white van of duct tape & doome was sighted in Maine.
Additionally,
The shred machine on a few 23' pier shotters @ Bogue.
The gnome trailering his plank, heading for SEMA.
Chucka boo boo, emerging from that barne in Maine.
Carter, everywhere.
Gaff winning the guv'nership in Cali on a platform of free fine weed & craft bourbon for all combined with massive tax cuts & the elimination of 40% of the state worker entitlement programs.
Kid Rock sliding into it.


It's only a matter of time...

 

Well, the fucasting accuracy seems to have improved anyways.

I left a few of the OG heads out, 'cause they like their privacy. Maybe some will drop in on Yee Olde Fourumme yet againe, properreley tiede like.