Wife and lil one are OOT at her rents (I had to work) so ended up spending July 4th with some alcoholic firemen that live in my neighborhood that were determined to burn the whole place to the ground with illegal-in-NC fireworks. Mortars going off everywhere while they were shooting each other with roman candles and bottle rockets. They threw down a pig picking Eastern NC style (which means whole hog not just the shoulder for you unwashed heathens out there) and I went home with 5 lbs of fresh smoked pork and pork belly. To add to the fun one of my friends has a hot azz wife and her younger 20 something sister was in town from Brooklyn and running around in a bikini half the night and daisy dukes the rest of the night (nice to see her embrace southern living right off the bat). Young, tanned, black hair, blue eyes, and a smokin' hot body. Glad I live in a country where daisy dukes are A-OK. Suck it you hajib wearing jackwagons. YEW ESS AAY! YEW ESS AAY! Gonna go hit the hot tub, crank up some tunes, and enjoy one last beverage. F it, might just get a snorkel and some bungee cords, strap myself in, and sleep there. 'Murica! Happy 4th you crazy fools...
Tlok got a chuckle on that one. Hope you had a good 4th as well. Life is great here in the USA, and we need to keep it that way!!
Tolken, you're form North Carolina? I fought you were from Delaware. Well it sounds like you have the good kind of firemen. Some of them think they be cops. Bumpy had a neighbor like that. Guy thought he was police not fireman. Used to call the police on Bumpy frequently. Bumpy's dad had to send some of the boys from South Philly to straighten-that-up. Of course it helps when the chief of police is from Bella Vista too !! Ahh, remember when the mob had power? Man, this country is changing, huh?
