'Going Feral' Roy's upcoming book...

Roy vs Brew

You guys crack me up.

 

That's not even the real Roy. His real name is Steve. We are friends in real life, but only post on here to keep things lively.

 

that gay wetsuit makes me laugh ever time

 

Nope. Most of the people on this forum are quite normal, actually.

 

Brew wow still trolling around huh ?

 

Just go away Charles. You have shown that mindless Roy infatuation rules your world. I already said you just need to bang him and get it out of your system.
You are trolling just by mentioning trolling. Go punch some dummies and continue to follow Yankee around. It is much more entertaining when you stick to that.

 

darn tootin! that was hilarious, vines of vinyl slapping with that baby-huey lookin mug, still laughing juss thinkn about it

 

You write this:

Then you write this:

And you wonder why people give you sh1t.

 

LOL Baby Huey mug, now that made me laugh!

 

tnx, heres a little more in that vein

"Baby Huey who you may or may not remember as being a giant – and somewhat grotesque — baby duck who wears a diaper and a bib, is ridiculously strong and a bit of a dim bulb, even for a three year old (I think that’s his age). Huey’s adventures, consist of him either A) unintentionally beating up a ravenous fox who keeps trying to trick Huey into his stew pot or B) heaping untold hours of suffering, both physical and mental, upon his poor papa while attempting to complete some simple chore like going to the store for milk.

the best part is that the mainard has a twin. comic gold

 

Yankee is that you ?

 

How long is the red needle tail board? You should have made it so you could place the fin on either end depending on the crowd.

 

Jeez, chucka-boo-boo you're losing steam....that was a flaccid response on your part. Maybe try shrieking like your pal waynetheinsane.

Nah, chucka-boo-boo, not me. MIS is def on a hot buttered roll with the baby huey thing. That's some Forum Goodness right there from MIS the Magnificent, kid. Nothing you can do but sit back in your tighty-whiteys & give the man his propers.

There's something about you that just annoys people, boo-boo. You-being-you is akin to fingernails being drawn across a blackboard. It's like you try to be as arrogant as your pappy, aka the gnome, but you don't have the innate insane narcissism that your da-da has. So it comes across as goofy with a dash of HGH.

You're earning more nicknames than anyone on this Forum, boo-boo. At least no one has given you the moniker of 'the latex hammer'...

....wait for it....wait for it...

 

Buahahaha!!!! Classic my friend

 

DP...!!! Where you been, mang?!

 

Things to consider:
-yankee has absolutely zero validity to anything surf related, except perhaps his opinion regarding food after surf. Anything else that has been valid from his brain is lost in the archives of SI, if they exist it's buried deeply under its troll Mecca it had spawned.
-Yankee frequently posts negative non meaningful jibber to people who make him upset. For some reason it's upset easily.
- it has a tendency to lash out with no provoking, a rouge type animal. Wounded or infected with a chronic virus it persists it's troll agenda.

More to consider:
-MIS (make it stop) is this even a name ? What are you? I'm perplexed by the existence of this character.
-make it stop, by feeding into the yank and attempting to compliment it in its devilish scheming troll agenda, you have become nothing but a trolls pet a willing and 'bottom' pet.
-also make it stop shows no qualities of a surfer, starts threads about movies , which is fine, but lashes hard at the people who are creative and obviously genuine surfer.

- we've all see the sonic ear claps boys, We've all seen Roy's epic saga. The real guys will always win.

~Chuck Taylor

 

Another thing to consider:

Charles will jump on anyone who disagrees with Roy no matter what. He is like a high school guy defending his girlfriend at a party. Charles joined SI because of Roy and has made a wooden board like his hero (admirable for sure) but again can not deal with anyone saying anything negative about Roy, yet will then turn around and tell others that it is okay for Roy to have opinions but not for them to have one that is contradictory to Roy's or his. All of Charles hate for others stems from their disagreement on Roy's prices and ego regarding his own surf craft. Charles if you could accept the fact that others here do not like Roy and will have differing opinions than you and he do things would be a lot less hostile.

And P.S. the sonic ear clap was a joke video right? If you seriously think that video intimidated anyone here then you really are delusional and not just an angry and bitter young man. Roy's "epic saga" at least took balls to leave society behind and go for it, your beating of a latex dummy has to be fodder for Tosh.O and will likely lead to a web redemption in the near future.