'Going Feral' Roy's upcoming book...

zzzzzzzzzzzz .... must be exhausting to post such prose, eh Einstein?

Above your pay grade again and past your bedtime, chucka-boo-boo. Time to say your evening incantation, grab your gnome pacifier & bite down hard. "Sweet dreams, cupcake," calls boo-boo da-da.

'Mirror mirror on the wall,
am I the boo-boo-est of them all,
sonic clap trap what I like to do,
another phrase for wanking true,
out in the barn just me & my dummies,
when no one's lookin' I call 'em hunny,
my idol is gnome,
he'll walk me home,
just me & him & wooden boards,
in his shed at night
he shows me his magic kiwi light.'
-- ballad of chucka-boo-boo

 

Carter the hero to step in and speak a solid. My prior remark in this thread stems father back into the SI past then you are aware, after all you showed up when things got edgy and controversial.

Why do you jump in like that ? Does it seem an opportune moment for you to get to the lead of something? To strike an insult or two to feel like your winning ?

The sonic ear claps was not a joke. I really smack my opponents on the ear drums to Burst their equal Librium, it utterly debilitates ones ability to perform motor skills.

Hate is a strong word, it's not possible to hate someone who doesn't exist, a troll forum user is inanimate remember.

 

f*ck you, Im a real person,
I came here to be entertained as I recover from surgery. and you are confused? You arent used to that by now? the kids jumble in the paper likely perplexes you, I am surprised you dont walk around with a helmet
baby huey, I dont hate you, but your posts open you up for so much ridicule, its like punting a soccer ball that's rolling towards you, I just cant help it.

I so hope those vines make it onto Tosh, that would be the sh*t icing on the poop cake.

I came here to be entertained and honestly Yankee has been thoroughly entertaining, a key reason he has been so so funny is because you keep yielding pure gold for material, you're like a slot machine of jacka$$ery and we just hit 7's across the board. keep it up though please, Ive said it once and I will say it again, this is better than cable

 

Chuck, you're beginning to sound Tyson-esque. These ear claps may soon turn into ear bitings. In that poetic post, capitalization, grammatical agreement, and spelling errors run amuck.

By "equal Librium" do you mean the equal doses of Librium (a benzo) that rcarter takes for his anxiety? Seems to be working the last couple months...althoughhhhhh...the recent spike in aggro of his posts towards you and Patrick Roy may indicate unequal Librium dosing.

Furthermore, Platonic philosophy and theory of forms would state it most definitely is possible to hate the form of a forum troll. Even if the forum troll is not real in the physical realm, Plato would say that a forum troll mimics the form of a douchebag and you can therefore hate him/her/it. I suggest giving a read to the allegory of the cave in Republic next time you're trying to have a toilet shott-off with seldom seen.

Me and you is good Chuck brah. So long as you don't waste this OH+ swell on Friday at good south facing ME breaks with territorial wetty pissings on peaks at Long Sands. Think big, Chuck, reeeel big.

I sure as hell hope so because the Micah redemption skit was the schitt. Can't believe I didn't know Tosh was in AZ last weekend when I was there until after the fact. Nice ref to a great Tosh episode, RC. Now go equal your Librium just in case it's out of whack (or wack, whichever you brahs prefer).

 

Exactly what opponents are you talking about? Ya got more of them dummies lined up? Got a cage match going on in your barn? Do you put wigs on them to make them look different?

And exactly what martial art teaches the flat-footed, square on, chin-sticking-out, loopy arm punch (er I mean arm slap) technique? Obviously I've missed out on that one. With your skills I don't understand why you're screwing around in the woods when you should just fly to Brazil and put a beat down on Andy Silva and show the world you really are the badddest mofo on the planet. Then you can come back and charge Roy board money to teach everyone that technique.

Was the sonic ear clap what did Ramon Dekkers in?

Is that the only technique you have? I'd love to see some more vids of your other secret totally awesome and only known by you techniques. How about the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder? Two-handed reverse dutch rudder? One-handed flying donkey punch?

Please post more vids, everyone could use a good laugh.

 

Soooo much better than cable.

 

Yes the sonic ear clap is real. Your so smart you have it all figured out. I'll make more videos. What would you like to see ??

 

*you're...

can we see a vid of your twin sonic ear clapping you?

 

The flying knee is a good one. Also the spinning back fist is an all time favorite of mine.

 

seriously? if you two go all wwf on each other be sure to post it.

 

I love the sonic ear slap comment. Actually, I had to watch some you tube videos on it to get a good laugh. Why tip-toe around it? if a fight gets dirty, like punch someone in the ear dirty, I'll be kicking you in the scrotum, thumbing out your eyeballs, and gnawing feverishly through your skin like a hungry f**King zombie.

 

Post whatever you like. If you show some actual technique I'll call a spade a spade. e.g To this layman your woodworking skills look fantastic, your boards look beautiful, and I like thinking outside the box. Not going to get into a debate as to how they ride as I've never ridden one and most likely never will, but they look great.

Never said I was smart or that I have anything figured out. I'm not really great at anything, a jacka** of some trades, master of none. But even a hack like me can see that posting that vid as an attempt to intimidate people and show how bad a** you are is a fail of epic proportions.

Make sure to tell me to f off when you do it, that really ups the intimidation factor.

Oh and still waiting to hear about what opponents you've submitted with ear slaps.

 

lol... I just watched how to vid on the ear clap.... I think I might to out and start a fight with someone just try the sonic earclap out!

 

btw.... I would love it if I could somehow sonic ear clap the next person who pointlessly keeps a roy thread a live. just stop posting on them and we can get these ridiculous threads off the board...

 

This week, each one of you has a homework assignment. You're gonna go out, you're gonna start a fight with a total stranger...You're gonna start a fight and you're gonna lose.

 

I'm kidding about the ear claps, but in self defense it is a good tactic to form a cup with your palm and then land it on the ear, it will debilitate I swear. Bursting the ear drum, hence the 'sonic' boom.

However the spinning back fist will make widows. Brush, grab, strike, spinning back fist

 

this
this is comic gold, I cant even help but bust out laughing, all I see is a spinning oafy duck in a diaper scrunching his face and half closing his eyes praying to land poorly aimed slow-a$$ blow, I wish I was more artistic as I would love to draw this.

 

You are correct and I take full responsibility and apologize. I poked the bear because I'm a selfish bastige and want more funny videos to laugh at and show my friends. I'll go punish myself now by sonic ear-clapping my wood to porn.

 

How bout the two finger poke to the eyes? Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!

 

a wise guy, eh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScGPRsHSkaE