'Going Feral' Roy's upcoming book...

I'm in awe of several things right now:
1) The hypocrisy of Roy's degradation of our nationalism while he won't even wear a tuxedo from New Zealand in his glamour shot. He had the balls to go and wear a Canadian one.
2) Roy's glamour shot itself.
3) "got bronzed" is apparently the new "got pinned"
4) The quantity of parasitic organisms in Roy's mustache alone is exponentially greater than the number found in Bob Marley's dreads. Can't say he's not the perfect host!
5) How proud Roy is of his glamour shot.

It amuses me to ponder that you guys once thought I wasn't real. I'm now convinced Roy is a fabrication. This character is way too larger than life to walk this earth, let alone walk a pier whittled into a Gulliver-sized surfboard. No wayz braddahs. This glamour shot put me over the edge with ability to believe in such a stiff.

 

I'm assuming your the far left type. That's ok. I don't do the whole welfare thing, never collected a dime. I'm very American you god damn clowns. Made in the USA. Not your Chinese throw away culture type.

. Rise n shine SI. Morning sesh for Charles and the makaha at Higgins beach today ! 4-6 ft south swell at a south facing spot.

Emass. Higgins is the place today.

 

Brah. Glad you're so discreet. Seriously. Not that there's a shottload of SI brahs that'll be charging Maine breaks soon but let's keep good things to ourselves. 86% of the reason I charge in Maine when I do is because it's a road less traveled. Unless you're talking about the 103 idiots in 3/2s (or thicker) sitting on their LB at Gooch's in 91 degree August sun waiting for 10 inches to multiply to a foot. Not hitting Higgins today, brah. Those damn Colby kids would piss me off more than the 10.5 foot sway in tide.

I'm at the break right now with mad snacks, water, Get Pitted remix on CD, and two sticks ready to get me pinned. Nowhere near Vacationland today Chuck. I'm gonna charge extra hard today too since I didn't get to charge yesterday's chopfest since my grandmother nearly exited the earth and could any minute now. She's always told us never to be half-assed so she's be proud of my effort today.

PB&J...I'm at the break to make sure it's good. I'm the first one here. Waiting for this damn sun to rise in an hour. SUPper...can I stare at the sun this morning? I may do it Sunday morning to burn my retinas out in a self-protective mechanism so I never have to lay sight on another elvish glamour shott.

 

Far left? Haha, yeah right. I am an independent. The two party system is bullsh1t.

 

Okay but since you are not an American we don't give a rats @ss what you think of our policy and your opinion means squat since you don't vote for our government so you can get over that. Also what the fark does that picture have to do with anything in this thread? How self absorbed are you to post that stupid crap?

 

That's a great pic of Roy there. An amazing beard.

 

you managed to say that without choking on flaccid man meat, well done

 

I'll let you do the honors MIS-13..."not that there's ________ _____ ____ ____"

 

Yes being the greatest Nation on the planet does mean what we do affects everyone but like I said as Americans we don't give two sh!ts about what a douche from NZ thinks. Your country almost never responds to help out others nor do you have a valid army, hell my son's Cub Scout troop could probably kick your armies @ss. I know a lot of the world disagrees with US foreign policy and even a lot of Americans do too, and as Americans it is their right too just as Charles stated his opinion about it and I'll tell you I very much disagree with the current administration, but as a New Zealander on an American forum I'd advise you shut the FU(K up about America and keep your opinions on OUR nation to your damn Gandalf looking self.

P.S. Brewengineer I never saw Roy's comments on the holocaust. What thread was that in?

 

It isn't on this forum. Just google it.

 

I found it! Wow Roy posting videos denying the holocaust what a new low even for you.
http://community.magicseaweed.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=33844

Read my post again moron, never said you could not have your opinion or speak about or policies, just said we don't give a rats @ss about your opinion. If you don't want US politics in your weak @ss little country then elect some leaders who will stop asking them to come help out. Just some recent facts about your country and US relations:

1. According to the 2012 U.S. Global Leadership Report, 56% of New Zealanders approve of U.S. leadership, with 23% disapproving and 21% uncertain. So you are in the minority, Hell even in our country Obama does not have that high of an approval rating!

2. New Zealand and the United States are old friends. While the United States is an immensely powerful nation, New Zealand is a small country, possessing for the most part only soft power, but with a record of deploying to help troubled nations find a way forward. New Zealand and the United States, with our strong shared values, can work together to shape a better world, as we are. That, and our strong economic, scientific, education, and people to people ties, makes this relationship a very important one to New Zealand, which we seek to strengthen. —Prime Minister, Helen Clark, Speech to Asia Society, Washington, D.C., 23 March 2004

3. After WWII, New Zealand joined with Australia and the United States in the ANZUS security treaty in 1951, and later fought alongside the United States in both the Korean and Vietnam War, plus the Gulf War and the current Afghanistan conflict. So again your country sides with the US

4. Both countries soldiers have fought together in the two world wars and New Zealand supported US interests in every regional conflict in the 20th century and lately in the war against terrorism. So yet again your country sides with the US

While you may disagree with the US but the facts show your country or at the very least it's leaders agree with it. Again between your denying the holocaust thread and anti American speak on an American web site I would say you the biggest pile of dog sh!t that has ever graced this forum, the intraweb or for that matter the face of the planet. In all honesty I would say the world would be vastly better if you never existed and I hope to God you drown on your next surf session.

 

No. You are a selfish person and a sociopath. You have evil in you. I am not religious, but I know horrible c*nts. And you are one horrible c*nt.

 

This is the last post I will make regarding Roy Stuart. I have been taught to lead intrusive forces into emptiness. This will also be the last time I spend any energy reading posts regarding him. Surf is up! Aloha!

 

Your own past PM called your military SOFT. That is another word for weak. In the thread referenced you belittled the Holocaust by quibbling over the exact numbers killed by the Nazi's, even 1 is too many so arguing over the numbers is retarded and disrespectful to the jews that died and their families and further stated that it was used to rile up anti German sentiment to further the war. And I did not ask or pray to God to kill you, saying "I hope to God" is a phrase we use often here in the south. You have made more enemies in this thread than any other one you have posted in. Please keep up your bullsh!t and get yourself banned form SI like so many sites before. If I remember correctly the Admin is from Delaware, the first of these great states in the US and will probably get fed up with your trashing the US on his forum. Keep in mind you brought US policy into this thread with a snide comment at my innocent quoting of a line from The Karate Kid. In all honesty I do truly hate you, think you were a waste of your dads cum and hope too God, Satan, Allah or any other person or deity listening that you cease to exist as soon as possible.

 

If only others would follow you, this forum would be a better place.