Goodbye

Man... peoples gots to learn to read post dates....

anyway...

Austin,
Thanks for hooking me up with the side bar blonde in the deplorable shirt!
I was just kidding, but you came through!!!
We are going to name our first illegitimate child after you...
Always,

The Screwbster

 

Seldom, sorry to see you go

 

Sorry, couldnt resist

 

I find myself targeted here. You seem to have receeded from your initial chest puffing to only target my "catch phrase".

There may come a time when members of seniority are judged by their hello threades, and whether or not they were around in the days when they were hazed or when I would tell them to kill themselves. Maybe that's a little self obsessive, but surely there will be a day when folks refer to the time before the forume got neutered. LIke home run records before and after steroids.

I've worked in mental health and human services for a very long time. I've improved the lives of countless. And I know that suicide is a horrible tragedy. I've worked in acute psychiatric care. I've seen people successful in that mission. I've prevented it. I've spoken to family members afterwards. Suicide is no joke. And with that said, if you really want me to stop telling people to kill themselves, I would like you to go into your kitchens and grab a steak knife, cut open your mid section, start snapping your ribs off one by one starting at the bottom, until you can place your own cock in your mouth, and then blow yourself to death 10000 times. This is an internet forumE with a capital E. **** it it's a fouroume. For an outlier sport born of outlier culture that involves shady dudes who ride waves in shark infested water and fight over waves and talk **** and drink too much. For the most part.

When I tell someone to kill themselves, I make an art of it. I add a little humor and a personal touch. And I try and welcome them to the team in the same breath. I don't ever recall your herro threade, so take your suicide directive like a champ and let the boys be boys and the Caroline Campbells be Caroline Campbells.

 

This ^^ is totally accurate.

Seems like Austine has backed off the bruja pedal since The Swellies pushed back on mod blackhat big brothering.

As well, I notice that some doods have gone totally radio silent in this discourse (this tread & the 'Rules' tread). Pretty obvious, thusly, who the doods are who have been whining to the blackhats:
hanna banana
siggbutt
asstail honky
brad shiiited or whatever he's calling himself this week
clemson
wayne, when he's not on CPS digital lockdown
slashdog
coupla others, you know who you are


Unky2B does do the kill yourself thing & he does it with humor & wit & sarcasm. As many of us have stated in various terms since this imbroglio commenced, and as Unky2B reaffirms, "let the boys be boys and the Caroline Campbells be Caroline Campbells."

 

Yup....U2B should be "grandfathered" in as the only person allowed to use "go kill yourself".
It is the "pause that refreshes"........so is Coke....no, not the line coke, just plain olde Coke!!

 

Blushes... while on the crapper at work.