GoPro Mouth Mount For Sale

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  1. Sep 23, 2014 #21
    ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

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    Bo, I know. I'll have the 6 here unfortunately. I was fishing on Sunday and my phone took a swim. They sink so fast, poor little thing never had a chance.
     
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    ClemsonSurf, Sep 23, 2014
  3. Sep 24, 2014 #22
    seldom seen

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    HoStevie's been a good sport.

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  5. Sep 24, 2014 #23
    3rdperson

    3rdperson Well-Known Member

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    so your a biter? I'll pass
     
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  6. Sep 24, 2014 #24
    worsey

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    when reading this is what occurred to me...just waitin for dat shoe 2drop...
     
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  7. Sep 24, 2014 #25
    worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

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    been there; done dat.
    um......twice.
     
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  8. Sep 24, 2014 #26
    yankee

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    Is the drooling guy who is offering these chew toys from the back of his windowless white van a licensed vendor?
     
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  9. Sep 24, 2014 #27
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

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    Ho Stevie! I have some words of encouragement for you:

    First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
    Mahatma Gandhi

    I bet Ryan wouldn't mind having one of these for his sweet vids.

    Were the dudes in Namibia using this?
    [video=youtube;HpoJAtoCGc4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpoJAtoCGc4[/video]
     
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Sep 24, 2014
    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor, Sep 24, 2014
  10. Sep 24, 2014 #28
    yankee

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  11. Sep 24, 2014 #29
    salzsurf

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    I like that the GoPro float costs an additional $2 if I'd like to have your logo/brand on it. So it costs me money to advertise the ball-gag that's slapping against my face in the lineup. Never mind the priceless ridicule I'll face out there with everyone wondering what the hell is in my mouth and why in God's name does it say "Ho Steve!"
     
    salzsurf, Sep 24, 2014
    salzsurf, Sep 24, 2014
  12. Sep 24, 2014 #30
    Zeroevol

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    This is the funniest thread I have seen in a while! Do you have a bacon flavored mouth piece?
     
    Zeroevol, Sep 24, 2014
    Zeroevol, Sep 24, 2014
  13. Sep 24, 2014 #31
    HoStevie

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    Hey everybody, this guy ^^ got the joke! Let's all give him a round of applause *clap* *clap* *applause* *applause*
     
    HoStevie, Sep 24, 2014
    HoStevie, Sep 24, 2014
  14. Sep 24, 2014 #32
    HoStevie

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    Honestly, I don't know where the hell you guys live... so freaking many creepy white vans though!! And you seem to somewhat trust them too...
     
    HoStevie, Sep 24, 2014
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  15. Sep 24, 2014 #33
    HoStevie

    HoStevie Well-Known Member

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    Thank bud, all good.
    I don't think those guys were using mine, but I would love to give them one. I read an interview they did about it, where they said everyone was losing theirs (I think they actually lost one of theirs too) so I think they were all just using homemade mounts, without leashes.
     
    HoStevie, Sep 24, 2014
    HoStevie, Sep 24, 2014
  16. Sep 24, 2014 #34
    HoStevie

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    It's really for the people who like self mutilation. You think you'll get ridiculed? Hell no dude. Put one of the Ho Stevie floats on, and people are going to come running out of their houses for you. They will throw stones, whip you, give you fish hooks (pull each side of your lip with a finger, until your lips split), spank you, defecate on you, and that's just if you're doing a sunrise surf! You can imagine what a fine sunset would do.

    But the best part for me? Every single person who sees my logo on the floaty (there will be hundreds of people each time) will go and buy my product. 100% hands down guaranteed. That's just how good it is. Not only that, but data is coming in that they also could be calling 2-3 friends each, and hassling them into buying my stuff.

    So really, it's a win-win situation!
     
    HoStevie, Sep 24, 2014
    HoStevie, Sep 24, 2014
  17. Sep 24, 2014 #35
    HoStevie

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    Honestly if you put some bacon in the mouthpiece I'm sure it would last for a session. Why go fake when you can have the real thing.
     
    HoStevie, Sep 24, 2014
    HoStevie, Sep 24, 2014
  18. Sep 24, 2014 #36
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    This thread is an instant classic. HoStevie you're the man.
     
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  19. Sep 24, 2014 #37
    salzsurf

    salzsurf Well-Known Member

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    All the power to you, man. There's a huge market out there right now in taking advantage of the millennials that are so in love with themselves, they'll buy anything to increase that perception even further. My one recommendation to you: call it the "iGag" and the "iFloat". They'll call 3-4 friends instead!
     
    salzsurf, Sep 24, 2014
    salzsurf, Sep 24, 2014
  20. Sep 24, 2014 #38
    salzsurf

    salzsurf Well-Known Member

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    I just twatted to all my twatter followers about it too!
     
    salzsurf, Sep 24, 2014
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  21. Sep 24, 2014 #39
    HoStevie

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    Hey these mounts are less self-loving than the regular surfboard mounts! Think about it, the surfboard mounts take selfies, these mouth mounts take POV angles ;)
    Thanks for the twat bru!
     
    HoStevie, Sep 24, 2014
    HoStevie, Sep 24, 2014
  22. Sep 24, 2014 #40
    rcarter

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