got dat dawn patrol woody

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by paperplate, Dec 9, 2014.

  1. paperplate

    paperplate Well-Known Member

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    Nov 22, 2013
    Anyone else get almost anxiously excited when waking up for dawn patrol? It's almost better than morning sex... or it might be i guess, it depends on the day/women... hahaha
     
  2. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    HAHAHAHAHA HOLY CRAP I READ THAT AS "GOT PAT DOWN PATROL WOODY" AND THOUGHT YOU MEANT YOU GOT A BONE WHILE BEING PAT DOWN.

    To answer your first question that you did NOT ask: I have never been aroused while being pat down.

    To answer your second question that you did ask: I do occasionally get dawn patrol wood. BUT that is a special class of wood which I call the tiredboner. Get 'em when you're exhausted, up too early or after a long bender. Usually nothing COMES out of that without having to work extra hard. Other than a tiredboner, I do not get aroused enough by surf to get an erection. Those wires are not crossed. Geniunely excited, yes, but no wood.