There's too much hate, the surf sucks, this forum is stupid, etc... Why don't you people go dry hump a cactus then go take a vinegar bath while singing along to whitney houston curled up in the fetal position pooing yourselves.
Many people on here are plain jealous at the wit people like Yankee have. They get angry because they don't have the intellectual pedigree that Seldom Seen has. They get upset because they can't create mind-bending posts using the finest of the Queen's English as Emasspicoli can. Add the fact that most on here won't paddle out by themselves nor can they schralp the gnar..... Then add the fact that many on here have very tiny pen!ses.......... Hit the Equal sign and that creates a festering bastion of bad attitudes and jealousy that only goes to create the BEST DANG WEBSITE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH. Show me a more interesting site, and I'll show you why it's not. You have everything here: Skateboarding revolutionaries Hicks Southern Gentleman Jersey Guidos Jersey refinement Gruvi People with dogs Conservatives who hate the poor Loony liberals one step from the USSR Intellectuals dumb guys chronic masturbaters The list goes on.............. Tie them together in the veil of surfing and goes off like Belmar on steroids
I knew a guy like you yesterday. He liked titties, but spelled it wrong. Tities... Probably some dumb hick from NC.
