Guido's or Benny's?

benny is a term non-locals who call themselves locals use.
guidos are also douchebag non-local scum.
you are all non-local invader gay kooks.
take your beachbadge,lifeguards and al merricks and get off my beach.
just go back over the bridge.

 

during HS i used to work for a landscaper and all we did was lawns in deal/ocean/elebron/west long branch and most of the houses were empty inside except for some beach chairs and tv sittin on a milk crate i know they would rent furiniture when they had parties it was rather funny but hey to each his own

 

quick question.. i live up north but hit the beach all year round and know alot of locals...what would i be? cuz some kid called me a benny when i had my board on a flat day. but you never know what the surf is like till you get there right?

 

exactly.....

its their fault the speed limit goes down and traffic lights go on on rt 35 and make the wawa lines crowded so it takes me 25 minutes to get a sub when it would take 5 in the winter...

and they are the ones who complain when you are surfing too close to them (yeah i got complained upon)

ah well at least we get the weekdays without em for a few more weeks before they come down and rent the mega houses/small hotels

 

im not a local up north but im defiently am down south. and i ride a merrick and am thinking about getting another or local. and finally if i went up north and surfed your spot i would show respect to you guys just how i would hope if you guys came south that you would show respect to us locals.

 

true true... benny

 

Sorry man but your a benny. anyone who lives north of the Driscol Bridge, the bridge that crosses the Raritan river on the GSP, is a benny. Thats just the cold hard facts my friend... I don't hate cause there's nowhere for you benny's to park in my town haha!

 

this thread is about invader kooks,but i will elaborate.
if i ever paddle out at a foreign (not mine) break, I stay out of the way of anyone that looks like they might be a local.
when i'm out at my crappy beachbreak totally by myself from november and through the winter and then i see you on the first wimpy sunny warm spring day it's only natural that the war has begun.
if you surf,then you are a local,because you live at the beach.
if you don't live at the beach,you don't surf,you are just a gay non-local invader kook with a surfboard.
who calls people bennies.

 

well i guess im a gay kook who steals waves from the locals cause i have a 20 minute drive to the beach even though i surf 10 hours a week...

 

ummmm yep you are.

 

Or, we could all just STFU and surf. Great show of brotherhood.

 

Hey its flat there is not much else to do.

 

correct.
just change your name to extreme inland kook.

and yeah,brotherhood,right.
lotta that in surfing.

buncha peace love jack johnson costa rica surf culture counterculture green eco friendly gay kooks.

 

Sweet of you to take the time to visit my page, cupcake. See you out there.

 

Baaaaahahahahaha! Good one!

All humans are haters and have been since the beginning of time.

 

that's me,a cupcake,just ask anyone.
if you 'see me out there' on your gay longboard you'll wish you hadn't.
no satisfaction guaranteed.

meet me in february in an ice storm.
you'll 'see me out there.'
i'll be the only guy out.
or novemberdecemberjanuary.

yeah,all the best breaks throughout the world exhibit a 'brotherhood.'

now,back to guidos or bennies.
sorry all these inland kooks caused me to sidetrack this thread.
resume.

 

And here I though you said you were done with me. thanks for sharing your hilarious haiku.
(you might want to get back on your meds - the "thou doth protest too much" homophobia is very telling)

 

'gay',hijacked by homosexuals from 'happy',has a new meaning now,thanks to kids,meaning,'bad'.
i take no medication,either,but that is original.
like longboarding.
and though i did not say i was 'done with you,' actually you are quite done,gay,it is over,you lost,get a life,the end.

guidos or bennies?

 

I'm sure you blend in well with either.

 

great comeback again,as original as calling me homophobic or on meds or being a gay longboarder.
i was actually trying to get back on topic,and i apologize for digressing to the guys who wanna talk bennies or guidos.
so go away,kook.