Man what do y'all do at the Jim to make sure that people recolonize and respect your lifting ability. I'm trying to get sowel and need to know what to do if someone is benching more than me and grunting loader? Do I shoot up some roids? What if they bang more Hindus than I.. Do I lie and tell them I bang twice as many Hindus?Is jerking off in the gym shower acceptable if you clean it up or what? I know in jersey they have to have all the drains cleaned weekly from all the hair gel clogging them. I just don't know what to do y'all. I think justin bibber will be some good work out music and possibly some Cher on my play list if I really want to get pumped. Anyone know where to buy some bullshark testosterone for my shakes? I feel like I can't go to the gym with out some presh ink, tribal barbed wire should do the trick.
Drunk , dude if I was drunk I would be knocked out right now half comatosed. But I'm not unfortunately and my spelling would be better to. Besides who gets drunk on a Tuesday. But I want to be a pro bencher one day so I need to know this stuff.
You CAN NOT be a champion if you have to ask questions. Being a bench press champions requires you to walk around with an air of cocky know it all-ness. all the while you are f-ing everything up for everyone around you. only then can you be a true belmar bench press champion.... in your own mind... of course.
u want to show them u mean business,bring your laundry basket and start hanging your pants on all the bench presses
