Had my septic tank pumped, surfed, then got a vasectomy

did it hurt,because during the procedure it felt like vice grips on my balls! I was screaming the words,(vice grips)and the nurse was pissing herself!

 

My day was good. I did demo on my girlfriends parents house with her dad. Thank you for asking.

 

I knew they didn't numb it enough, fkn doctor, you suck!

 

Hope you're ok!!

 

so good Lance

 

Lance is awesomeville

 

Sigmoney, two things:
1. The test...how are you going to provide the sample?
2. Frozen peas. Yes you can still use them after they thaw.

P.s. Thank you for what you have done

 

Too bad it already spawned more lil fascist America-hatin' socialist lefties before getting snipped.

 

was waiting for this

but honestly, kids could grow up loving nascar and blasting trachcans with shotguns and vote repub. genes are not attitudes, and when you have an overbearing leftyloon for a patriarch, you tend to skew opposite as time goes on.

btw this wasnt about the op, I was asking for a friend

 

You are now an evolutionary dead end branch. As are gays.

 

first time you nut afterwards you are nervous cause you don't know whats gonna happen or come out.

 

Had mine on a Tuesday, Worked that night and was in a mosh pit at a Lollapalooza on Saturday. But that's because I have an extra testicle... I mean I'm an extraterrestrial...

 

would be more like a mule. get it? if not then fvckit because i don't feel like explaining their infertility and chromosomes.

so in true si fashion i will do this. i will insult you....

you are a mule

 

Could be worse...Could be a hinny...

 

Frozen peas? Siggy wants Whirled Peas.

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