Had my septic tank pumped, surfed, then got a vasectomy

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  1. May 10, 2017 #41
    bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

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    Thanks man. Didn't need any advice with this one. I knew exactly what to do.
     
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  3. May 10, 2017 #42
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    Right on man, that's what's up.
     
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  5. May 10, 2017 #43
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    O kidde

    #suniliarity

    #9/12
     
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    seldom seen, May 10, 2017
  6. May 10, 2017 #44
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    You buy the steaks?
     
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    seldom seen, May 10, 2017
  7. May 10, 2017 #45
    sigmund

    sigmund Well-Known Member

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    Day 2, slight nut discomfort, but minimal. Boner still works. Sex resumes in a week and will continue uninhibited until I'm old and creepy.
     
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    sigmund, May 10, 2017
  8. May 10, 2017 #46
    kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

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    lol, umm no.
     
    kidde rocque, May 10, 2017
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  9. May 11, 2017 #47
    sigmund

    sigmund Well-Known Member

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    Day 3, left testicle fell off, and I'm now cruising gay porn. I'm beginning to think this may have been a bad idea.
     
    sigmund, May 11, 2017
    sigmund, May 11, 2017
  10. May 11, 2017 #48
    metard

    metard Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]
     
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  11. May 12, 2017 #49
    sigmund

    sigmund Well-Known Member

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    Day 4, joined Justin Beiber's fan club.
     
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  12. May 12, 2017 #50
    metard

    metard Well-Known Member

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  13. May 12, 2017 #51
    kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

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    Get back to us when you get a fully-formed vag.

    Send pics
     
    kidde rocque, May 12, 2017
    kidde rocque, May 12, 2017
  14. May 12, 2017 #52
    sigmund

    sigmund Well-Known Member

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    Why? You wanna bang me?
     
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    sigmund, May 12, 2017
  15. May 12, 2017 #53
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    Why...? You wanna bang your 12 year old daughter's grrl pals, creeprrr?
     
    yankee, May 12, 2017
    yankee, May 12, 2017
  16. May 12, 2017 #54
    kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

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    No, just wanna see vag pics.

    It's not always about *you*, dude
     
    kidde rocque, May 12, 2017
    kidde rocque, May 12, 2017
  17. May 13, 2017 #55
    sigmund

    sigmund Well-Known Member

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    Ok, then Yank gets first dibs.
     
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  18. May 13, 2017 #56
    ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

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    Dude...

    Are you, like, a bud?

    Like serious DRO or something?

    Surprised nobody on here loaded you up in a big ol bong and...

    I'm on a break from the bud, so no worries from me.

    Just watch yourself, ok?
     
    ibc, May 13, 2017
    ibc, May 13, 2017
  19. May 13, 2017 #57
    sigmund

    sigmund Well-Known Member

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    I was a bud. Just don't let them doctors near your nuts, for reals.
     
    sigmund, May 13, 2017
    sigmund, May 13, 2017
  20. May 13, 2017 #58
    archy 2.0

    archy 2.0 Well-Known Member

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    you were a bud now youre a nub.
     
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    archy 2.0, May 13, 2017
  21. May 14, 2017 #59
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    sigcreeper
     
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  22. May 26, 2017 #60
    nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

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    Sensitivity came back??
    [​IMG]
     
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