HAHA I love my life you can't make this up!

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Apr 26, 2015.

  1. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Atta boy! Victory!!!!!!
     

  2. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    lololololooo!
    well done u2b, try for better aim next time...keep practicing, again and again and gain till you get it right :)
    pics of Morgan?
     
  3. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
  4. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Probably squeals and squirms alot! Nice
     
  5. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    thats awesome
     
  6. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

    867
    Jun 8, 2013
    I just hit that last tuesday
     
  7. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Man, a WH waitress named Morgan that loves money shots and doesn't mind if you spread DNA on her microfiber sofa. Dude, you are Living The Dream. The only way this could be hotter is if her name was Brandi.

    Next time, you might wanna try and find a Hindu model...that way, you could aim for the dot.
     
  8. surfsolo

    surfsolo Well-Known Member

    809
    Apr 1, 2009
    Pics of her or didn't happen!
     
  9. Masterjasson

    Masterjasson Well-Known Member

    167
    Mar 8, 2010
    Isn't Morgan a guy's name?
     
  10. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    Morgan goes both ways for a name.

    Also, she is not a waffle house waitress. We dont have waffle house here. I did hook up with a Buffalo Wild Wings waitress on Friday, but thats a whole other post.
     
  11. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    Morgan goes both ways for a name.

    Also, she is not a waffle house waitress. We dont have waffle house here. I did hook up with a Buffalo Wild Wings waitress on Friday, but thats a whole other post.
     
  12. Ronnie Mund

    Ronnie Mund Well-Known Member

    277
    Jul 6, 2012
    Sounds like she a beast.
     
  13. Ronnie Mund

    Ronnie Mund Well-Known Member

    277
    Jul 6, 2012
  14. NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

    867
    Jun 8, 2013
    my last adventure to whore island was with a squirting x model cougar. I like whore island.
     
  15. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    sounds like you slayed yourself and shot your couch. kook.
     
  16. Mattnjsurf

    Mattnjsurf Well-Known Member

    89
    May 5, 2014
    So is it semen were looking at?
     
  17. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Picture is so small, what's going on?
     
  18. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    and then texted myself from her phone...


    yep... a forum full of dudes looking at my jizz....

    HEY CAROLINE, LOOK AT MY JIZZ!!!


    I believe its a couch with jizz on it. I'm no detective, but here is what I suspect happened. In proper U2B post-the-former-Mrs.-2B style, I drove to the home of a single Tinder mom at 11:30pm, drank all of her boxed wine and watched some Marky Mark movie about a talking bear, was loud and woke up a child of mixed ethnicity, made some belligerent demands that resulted in an act of one sided pleasure. The inside joke was that "open your mouth" does not meant that thats the intended target. Hence, "guess you really did miss......." meant that in addition to the initial clean up required to see properly, additional DNA was obtained the following morning.