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Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Apr 26, 2015.
This is how my evening went...
Atta boy! Victory!!!!!!
well done u2b, try for better aim next time...keep practicing, again and again and gain till you get it right
pics of Morgan?
sure here she is...
Oh she fly.
Probably squeals and squirms alot! Nice
I just hit that last tuesday
Man, a WH waitress named Morgan that loves money shots and doesn't mind if you spread DNA on her microfiber sofa. Dude, you are Living The Dream. The only way this could be hotter is if her name was Brandi.
Next time, you might wanna try and find a Hindu model...that way, you could aim for the dot.
Pics of her or didn't happen!
Isn't Morgan a guy's name?
Morgan goes both ways for a name.
Also, she is not a waffle house waitress. We dont have waffle house here. I did hook up with a Buffalo Wild Wings waitress on Friday, but thats a whole other post.
Sounds like she a beast.
Let's [email protected]$k some whores!
my last adventure to whore island was with a squirting x model cougar. I like whore island.
sounds like you slayed yourself and shot your couch. kook.
So is it semen were looking at?
Picture is so small, what's going on?
and then texted myself from her phone...
yep... a forum full of dudes looking at my jizz....
HEY CAROLINE, LOOK AT MY JIZZ!!!
I believe its a couch with jizz on it. I'm no detective, but here is what I suspect happened. In proper U2B post-the-former-Mrs.-2B style, I drove to the home of a single Tinder mom at 11:30pm, drank all of her boxed wine and watched some Marky Mark movie about a talking bear, was loud and woke up a child of mixed ethnicity, made some belligerent demands that resulted in an act of one sided pleasure. The inside joke was that "open your mouth" does not meant that thats the intended target. Hence, "guess you really did miss......." meant that in addition to the initial clean up required to see properly, additional DNA was obtained the following morning.