HAHA I love my life you can't make this up!

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  1. Apr 28, 2015 #41
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

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    Boys, its a hobby now so I am a bit rusty, but here is my set from two weeks ago in Vermont. My favorite joke is at the last 2 min. I am a "house comic" at a local small time start up grass roots comedy club near Killington....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C7EtZxKUXk


    This is a compilation of my "career" over the years. I took my website down. There might be some repeats in here, but the "classic" jokes are on here....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hmh44RoVv0


    Yeah man I feel ya! The online world has made it sooooo flipping easy. I'm putting up Kobe numbers these days. My bro code is that I wont do a married woman unless she is married to a rich guy (because thats never a marriage of love), and I won't do a girl in another dude's bed. My bro code dictates that if a dude bangs my girl, I'll shake his hand. If he bangs my girl in my bed, I'm doing 25 ta life. (yip yap yip yut yep yap) (hardcore reference)
     
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  3. Apr 28, 2015 #42
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

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    yep. very funny
     
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  5. Apr 28, 2015 #43
    Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Well-Known Member

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    Hey, that was great, Unkie. Very funny.

    Subarus are like the official car of the state of Vermont. There are so many of them on the road up there that it's like you turn and stare when you see a Toyota or a Volvo go by.
     
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  6. Apr 28, 2015 #44
    HaydukeLives!

    HaydukeLives! Well-Known Member

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    that was most excellent.
     
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  7. Apr 28, 2015 #45
    LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

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    Aim for the dot. lolz
     
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  8. Apr 28, 2015 #46
    kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

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    U2B, you've taken a stressful event in your life and have kept a very positive outlook...something not very many people on this Earth can do, including Yours Truly.

    I applaud you.
     
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  9. Apr 28, 2015 #47
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

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    Nah, Unc is doing quite well. No stress.

    Bros, our lives are miracles. We turn a switch and light happens. We have warm clean running water at our disposal. We get in cars and go places. We get in planes and go ride waves. We have Tinder. We can swipe right while waiting for our Chlamydia meds at the pharmacy. Our lives are amazing. Some 15 year old girl with AIDS and 2 kids is walking 22 miles through the African rape-zone desert to get clean drinking water right now. Who are we to complain about anything.

    Although sometimes I feel like if that AIDSy girl could see how long it takes my Macbook to load Game of Thrones during a week of no waves, she would be like "to hell with that, gimme back my AIDS and my rapey desert that guy has it tough!"
     
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