Haiku

I say go back to work unless writing poetry is your job and in that case find another job!

 

The Wayne Haiku....

The rape van, my home
Terrible sounds from within
Jesus is my lord

 

Seattle Seven

The bosom of the ocean

**** it, let’s go bowl

 

Jesus, what's that smell?
This aggression will not stand
Stinks to high heaven

 

the waves rise
the board flies
begin to feel manic like on top of titantic


typical haiku is a three-line observation about a fleeting moment involving nature.
4 lines just magicvally became 3

 

Frost, is that an actual Haiku?

 

Good day to you sir
Fu(kin' hate the Eagles man
Calmer than you are

 

As the fisherman
casts his net, so the spider
spins his web of death.

--written for 11th grade English in '77

 

I am the Walrus
Has the whole world gone crazy!
strict drug regimen

 

Early August
bad Japanese poems
A surfing forum

 

actual as in meeting the criteria of what a haiku is?
I dunno I forgot what haiku means
I just made it up

 

maybe this is a haiku?


time flies
like an arrow

fruit flies
like a banana

 

Dios mio, man
We’re sympathizing here, Dude
The brevity thing

 

.

 

Schitty Internet, double posts
What I pay money for
Wanna get a little high

 

You guys are on fire, Peajay I'm f'n loving it. Of course my procrastinating arse has to be working on something right now. I'm gonna haiku da shiz outta this treadde when I get stove up tonight.

 

White van on corner
free candy I smell
butthole hurts

 

I step in the atlantic
something squishy
it swims away quickly