Haiku

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Big Wet Monster, Aug 7, 2015.

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  1. Aug 8, 2015 #41
    sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    5,399
    Jun 17, 2013
    Flat Spell Disclaimer Haiku

    I am an a$$hole
    Until the waves start breaking
    Fu(k all ya'll till then
     
    sisurfdogg, Aug 8, 2015
    sisurfdogg, Aug 8, 2015
  3. Aug 9, 2015 #42
    EMazzSpicoli

    EMazzSpicoli Well-Known Member

    182
    Jul 1, 2015
    Now my state of mind
    Be like a head of state
    As I wisely choose my fate
     
    EMazzSpicoli, Aug 9, 2015
    EMazzSpicoli, Aug 9, 2015

  5. Aug 9, 2015 #43
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    4,449
    Sep 17, 2013
    why bother surfing
    I can type on a forum
    and fake it, right on!

    bright blue tubes folding
    over me, THIS IS THE NOW....
    TROPICAL CYCLONES!!!!
     
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Aug 9, 2015
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Aug 9, 2015
  6. Aug 9, 2015 #44
    crindlefish

    crindlefish Well-Known Member

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    Apr 23, 2015
    i live on cape cod
    there have been no waves right now
    i am fu(king bummed
     
    crindlefish, Aug 9, 2015
    crindlefish, Aug 9, 2015
  7. Aug 9, 2015 #45
    NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

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    Jun 8, 2013
    Wind chop ill take it
    nicked my fin, what to do next
    sand deep in mangina
     
    NJ glide, Aug 9, 2015
    NJ glide, Aug 9, 2015
  8. Aug 10, 2015 #46
    Big Wet Monster

    Big Wet Monster Well-Known Member

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    Feb 4, 2010
    Hahaha, glad this thread lived through the weekend. Seems like we are all a bit poetic.

    Name's Johnny Utah
    The correct term is Babes, sir
    Vaya con dios
     
    Big Wet Monster, Aug 10, 2015
    Big Wet Monster, Aug 10, 2015
  9. Aug 10, 2015 #47
    sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    5,399
    Jun 17, 2013
    Finally!


    waist high waves and clean
    forum predicts on Wednesday
    anxiously waiting
     
    sisurfdogg, Aug 10, 2015
    sisurfdogg, Aug 10, 2015
  10. Aug 10, 2015 #48
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

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    Sep 17, 2013
    waiting for next swell
    hurricane helda, come on
    ready and waiting
     
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Aug 10, 2015
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Aug 10, 2015
  11. Aug 10, 2015 #49
    NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

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    Jun 8, 2013
    long island surf park
    built by douches for douche canoes
    seven . five feet my a$$
     
    NJ glide, Aug 10, 2015
    NJ glide, Aug 10, 2015
  12. Aug 10, 2015 #50
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    4,449
    Sep 17, 2013
    bro, do you haiku?

    other entries, not haikus

    5-7-5, fix it
     
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Aug 10, 2015
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Aug 10, 2015
  13. Aug 10, 2015 #51
    Peajay4060

    Peajay4060 Well-Known Member

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    Nov 14, 2011
    Why such a Nazi?
    Hey! I see what you did there.
    That's pretty funny
     
    Peajay4060, Aug 10, 2015
    Peajay4060, Aug 10, 2015
  14. Aug 10, 2015 #52
    Peajay4060

    Peajay4060 Well-Known Member

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    Nov 14, 2011
    Who's splitting hairs here?
    This aggression will not stand.
    Take it easy, man.
     
    Peajay4060, Aug 10, 2015
    Peajay4060, Aug 10, 2015
  15. Aug 10, 2015 #53
    Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    4,668
    May 4, 2013
    i surf real hard
    i smacked a hoe
    now you know
     
    Sandblasters, Aug 10, 2015
    Sandblasters, Aug 10, 2015
  16. Aug 10, 2015 #54
    NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

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    Jun 8, 2013
    this syllable counter says i'm right
    http://www.wordcalc.com/
    haiku =
    5 syllables
    7 syllables
    5 syllables
    bro, do you haiku?
     
    NJ glide, Aug 10, 2015
    NJ glide, Aug 10, 2015
  17. Aug 10, 2015 #55
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

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    Sep 17, 2013
    kinda hard to say
    is douches one or two sounds
    douchz or douch-ez? hmmmmm?
     
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Aug 10, 2015
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Aug 10, 2015
  18. Aug 10, 2015 #56
    cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    4,626
    Apr 20, 2012
    is this for a 3rd grade poetry test?da phuk haika
     
    cepriano, Aug 10, 2015
    cepriano, Aug 10, 2015
  19. Aug 10, 2015 #57
    sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    5,399
    Jun 17, 2013
    da tread sez haiku
    ancient form aboot nature
    we should all abide
     
    sisurfdogg, Aug 10, 2015
    sisurfdogg, Aug 10, 2015
  20. Aug 10, 2015 #58
    Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    2,864
    Nov 27, 2014
    douchés, two for sure
    dew-shezz, with an emphasis
    on shezz, douchés, yeh!
     
    Towelie, Aug 10, 2015
    Towelie, Aug 10, 2015
  21. Aug 12, 2015 #59
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    13,085
    Aug 21, 2012
    Dog psychology

    Some live to get radical

    Utah get me two
     
    seldom seen, Aug 12, 2015
    seldom seen, Aug 12, 2015
  22. Aug 12, 2015 #60
    sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    5,399
    Jun 17, 2013
    Redemption Haiku

    I caught waves again
    lots of long smooth rides and glides
    life much mo' bettah
     
    sisurfdogg, Aug 12, 2015
    sisurfdogg, Aug 12, 2015
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