Haiku

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Big Wet Monster, Aug 7, 2015.

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  1. Oct 22, 2015 #81
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    Jun 22, 2009
    bwahahahahaha
     
    Zeroevol, Oct 22, 2015
    Zeroevol, Oct 22, 2015
  3. Oct 22, 2015 #82
    Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    You have my deepest sympathies.
    IRS agents are thieves.
    You do know, right, that their agents receive promotions and bonuses according to how much they each bring in?? That is a system that leads to the agents stealing from you; very easy to do in a complicated tax system. It is the reason the IRS does not want a flat tax.......they would be unable to cheat a tax payer.
     
    Barry Cuda, Oct 22, 2015
    Barry Cuda, Oct 22, 2015

  5. Oct 22, 2015 #83
    kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    2,042
    Aug 1, 2010
    tattooed local on bicycle
    stay away, my peak
    my stuff is soaked
     
    kidrock, Oct 22, 2015
    kidrock, Oct 22, 2015
  6. Oct 22, 2015 #84
    The Lonesome Tractor

    The Lonesome Tractor Well-Known Member

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    Feb 13, 2012
    Jalapeno Cream Cheese Toquito
    Back at Seven Eleven
    Winter is now here
     
    The Lonesome Tractor, Oct 22, 2015
    The Lonesome Tractor, Oct 22, 2015
  7. Oct 22, 2015 #85
    CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

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    Feb 21, 2012
    Most of you surfers
    write pretty crappy Haikus
    Respect the rhythm!
     
    CBSCREWBY, Oct 22, 2015
    CBSCREWBY, Oct 22, 2015
  8. Oct 22, 2015 #86
    sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

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    Jun 17, 2013

    Thanks o berry bro
    The IRS man don't surf
    Just like O Charlie
     
    sisurfdogg, Oct 22, 2015
    sisurfdogg, Oct 22, 2015
  9. Oct 22, 2015 #87
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

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    Sep 17, 2013
    lol lol lolio
    ha, that is really funny
    count the syllables
     
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Oct 22, 2015
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Oct 22, 2015
  10. Oct 22, 2015 #88
    Big Wet Monster

    Big Wet Monster Well-Known Member

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    Feb 4, 2010
    A haiku for my surfers of the north-eastern hemisphere...

    Rikes rice cakes a rot
    Many bewtiful Radies
    Shred da coast so haaaahd
     
    Last edited: Oct 22, 2015
    Big Wet Monster, Oct 22, 2015
    Big Wet Monster, Oct 22, 2015
  11. Oct 22, 2015 #89
    nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

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    Jul 27, 2012
    Barry likes hookers
    And Wayno loves the children
    Jesus can't save them
     
    nynj, Oct 22, 2015
    nynj, Oct 22, 2015
  12. Oct 22, 2015 #90
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    Sep 26, 2008
    the SI fucast is useless
    for anything over 2 hours out
    it's a money grab for clicks
    and will make you pissed off & pout
     
    yankee, Oct 22, 2015
    yankee, Oct 22, 2015
  13. Oct 23, 2015 #91
    CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

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    Feb 21, 2012
    Come on Yankee!!! Get with the program... This belongs in the limerick thread...:eek:
     
    CBSCREWBY, Oct 23, 2015
    CBSCREWBY, Oct 23, 2015
  14. Oct 23, 2015 #92
    Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Better to like women
    than kids as wayne
    but nynj, he is so vain......
     
    Barry Cuda, Oct 23, 2015
    Barry Cuda, Oct 23, 2015
  15. Oct 23, 2015 #93
    bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

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    Jul 13, 2014
    o barry
     
    bagus, Oct 23, 2015
    bagus, Oct 23, 2015
  16. Oct 23, 2015 #94
    nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

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    Jul 27, 2012
    O Barry O O
    Barry O Barry O O
    Barry O Barry
     
    nynj, Oct 23, 2015
    nynj, Oct 23, 2015
  17. Oct 23, 2015 #95
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    Sep 26, 2008
    Well, yes. You do have a point CB :D
     
    yankee, Oct 23, 2015
    yankee, Oct 23, 2015
  18. Oct 23, 2015 #96
    CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

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    Feb 21, 2012
    You followed the rules
    You are a Haiku Master
    You may post again
     
    CBSCREWBY, Oct 23, 2015
    CBSCREWBY, Oct 23, 2015
  19. Oct 24, 2015 #97
    natkitchen

    natkitchen Well-Known Member

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    Mar 29, 2011
    Patricia is big
    A whole lotta blowing yeah
    Windswell in Texas
     
    natkitchen, Oct 24, 2015
    natkitchen, Oct 24, 2015
  20. Oct 24, 2015 #98
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    4,449
    Sep 17, 2013
    Upset Boat Owner
    Unexpected large south swell
    much looting occurred

    shittyday.jpg

    screen shot is from the
    Ala Moana webcam
    free stuff, up for grabs
     
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Oct 24, 2015
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Oct 24, 2015
  21. Oct 24, 2015 #99
    sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    5,399
    Jun 17, 2013
    cheap a$$ blowboater
    saving money on fuel
    pennywise but wet
     
    sisurfdogg, Oct 24, 2015
    sisurfdogg, Oct 24, 2015
  22. Oct 24, 2015 #100
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

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    Sep 17, 2013
    the wind blows for free
    and so do sailors

    (unfinished, MIS 2015)
     
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Oct 24, 2015
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Oct 24, 2015
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