Happy Cinco De Mayo

Your mom is like a brick, she is dirty and gets laid by Mexicans

 

Hey, let me get all yall back!...mañana

 

they even dont celebrate 5/5 in Mexico. it is a dumb American Corona add holiday. Just another reason to get wasted.

 

So.....cinco de mayo is a conspiracy....?

 

They even don't celebrate it though

 

Beaners!

 

Fuk me - I though that was every holiday

 

Creamy dust

 

So

Are we all here talkin about Mexican Mexican, or Tex mex? I personally prefer the Tex mex...I like the chedda betta...though having never been out of merica, I don't think I've ever had real Mexican, just Merican mexican (but my Colombian buddy took me to a Colombian place in queens once...dang, pretty much what SS said...three fried eggs, real pork rinds, plantains, potatoes, and other stuff for 10$)

Norfolk, va - coley cantina...stone on tap? Fresh jalapeño poppers? Can't beat it

Portland - taco trio, 3 soft tacos 11$ and they gots lots of local beeers

N CCdog...was standing in line at a coffee spot up here the other day and some guy ordered a "qwuessant" I wanted to rip his tongue out of his throat

 

I take it wasn't necessarily the pastry product, but rather the pronunciation. Nevertheless, we can ascertain that "your pier" is not "Your Pierre".

Peace.

 

^spot on

 

Sorta like St. Patrick's Day?

 

mutherfvckers are wound too tight if they worry about the cultural significance of a date on the calendar

#murder.everyone

 

wierd movie.

would eat her taco tho

 

No waves off yesterday's system: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWQN5-Top6g

 

It's maña! Has Dome Berry adn flash tacos! Elige os golf!
Weeeeeeeeee!

 

Let's hear it for Latina weather girls!
http://weathergirlstv.com/mexico/yanet-garcia/1019/

 

Didn't understand a word of what she said but what I could gather, it looks like warm moist air in the valley regions.