7:30 AM Youngest son: "Dad, Joe and I are going to ride bikes." Me: "OK, just stay off Rt. 9. All the idiots are heading home. Got anything to say to me today?" Son: "huh? Oh yeah, happy Father's Day." 30 minutes later, I'm headed to WaWa to get my Fathers Day breakfast sammich, and who do I see riding bikes on Rt. 9? Yep. Oh yeah, my middle son called to tell me about a pregnancy scare had with his girl.
^Funny stuff. 9:50am Father called. Told me my brother was there and found a check in the freezer. Said it was made out to me and dated in March. Me: "I can top that. I burned a bubble onto my butt, and it still hasn't popped." Brother text me two hours later, all spazzed, telling me he found a frozen check for a hefty amount between a chicken and beef pot pie. Said he would mail it, and not tell Dad. Told him to give it back, explaining that if Dad wants to misplace it in the freezer again, that's his right. Also warned him that if he tried to take over, Dad would send him packing, and faster than he could spit.
On Father’s Day Danney Williams Calls on Bill Clinton to Take Paternity Test https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/20...calls-on-bill-clinton-to-take-paternity-test/
Wow never heard this before. Hilarious if true. I guess MSM is too busy covering alleged golden showers to devote real journalism towards this worthy endeavor.
