Happy Fathers Day You Em Fer's

same to you, 'twan. Hope you "got some", whatever that may be.

 

woke up with a boner, had brunch with mimosas and honey baked ham, got some really good ***(love), went fishing on the boat, drank beer and now i'm gonna hang glide naked off the roof with lit sparklers jammed up my butt


everything is true but the last part.

 

also.

happy fathers day

 

I'm bragging. This was my dinner. Grouper and slipper lobster we got last weekend.

 

I had a great fathers day. You see, yesterday was also my daughters wedding.
Good time and a beautiful New England day for it. The Cudas are all happy campers!
And even though I am not drinker.....the wine tasted especially good!!

 

Congrats, can't ask for a better father's day then that!

 

f all y'all. got food poisoning, pepto and rolaids all day. oh and management turned off the water in the whole building "so construction of a new condo for the rich" can proceed across the street. fukity fuk fuk can't even flush in case i throw up or deuce myself for the n'th time

some grilled fish would be choice right aboot meow

 

Congrats on your daughter's betrothal, Barry.

I'm sure the groom was totally stoked on your dowry gift of 2 chickens and a fine young goat.

Lol j/k

 

What??? I have to include a goat???
Darn, just when I thought the chickens would do!!!

 

Thank you sir!!

 

Awright dude, you've earned this one since nobody else replied:

1) Happy Fockin Birthday. Thank ye for being such a moderate moderator.
2) Care to tell us where you're traveling to, and the purpose? Hopefully for some "call the cops" sex. And not the windowless white van type.

 

I kind of thought it was cool when the owner was in my hood.