So how does everyone plan on spending their Halloween weekend? I planning on scaring the crap out of everyone possible in my office building then terrifying the trick or treaters when they come for their candy. Then getting some waves this weekend!
Happy Halloween Zombie and the rest of you swellers!!! Hangin out w/ my fam tonight, took my niece trick or treating the past 14 years and now she's a freshman, can't believe it. If she wants me to go out w/ her and her crew I will, if not I'll hang back and hand out candy. I will consume some form of tryptamine after that to get in the proper spirit, then lurk around. If you see anybody kicking cats or dogs, crush them.
And of course, hoping for waves. Was debating a trip north but not enough time. I think some will fill in at my spot.
I've got a plethora of drugs and booze to consume tonight! I might write some suite poetry on walls and piss in alley ways! Then tommorow it's off to that long buried island...
Trick or treating with the little one and then possibly surfing this weekend. We'll see..............
Trick - Spending $500 on repairs to my vehicle today. Treat - Driving said vehicle 2hrs East to catch this swell, Merry Christmas to me! Oh wait, wrong holiday, was wondering why all these grown adults are dressed like kids today. Have fun everybody
Lighting up the fire place and enjoying a cold one. Don't get any trick or treaters where I live. Maybe I will get in a warm bath with my board, turn on some island music and dream i am in the tropics. Oh wait, thats after I introduce tequila to the party.
Hand out candy to kids who's parents snub me. Then my wife is dressing up as the Bermuda Triangle, and I as a tour guide to the Twilight Zone. Party tonight at the pool bar at the beach resort, hopefully a sluttathon worthy of MISs most wicked dreams. Glassing the longboard's top tomorrow am ( did the bottom last night ). Paddle out mid pm till sharks chase me out before dark. Set up my wife' booth predawn Sunday at the GreenMarket, then in the water from 8 till the wind switches (prolly around 8:45, hopefully not till 11ish). Have fun and be safe ya'll.
Doing the same when I get home tomorrow. Time to fire up the good ole stove. Even if there's no waves, I'm getting wet and cold just so I could enjoy the fire.
Wife and baby are going to the grandparents house in MA tonight. House to myself! I'm shutting off all the lights because I don't plan to buy candy at the last second like every other year. I plan to have beers and watch guy (violent) movies. Sad that I'm actually looking forward to this quite a bit. Oh, and I intend to shred gnar on Sunday.
It takes a lot for me to get cold, but a nice fire with a cold beer is always good. Took a little adjusting when I moved up here from FL, but I am pretty seasoned in
tonites the night to sodomize those hussies. Because on this night, we don't have to worry about pregnatizing them. Because we'll have hollow wienies.