Hope all you East Coast boys and girls have a safe and happy holiday.....maybe the fat man in the red suit will bring us a wave or two.
You haven't discovered the health-raising properties of organic diarrhea? Man, that's how i'm able to surf a 3 hour, dawn patrol sesh, 3 hours before lunch, and 3 hours before night, and still get home in time for Seinfeld. Get yourself some brown sploosh.