Hello Im back

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by MATT JOHNSON, Sep 16, 2014.

  1. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    I didn't say he couldn't surf but he sure doesn't bring anything to the table when it comes time to talk surfing on here. He's no different that AtlanticO, the annoying one, not the last version that seemed normal. Just picks little fights here and there for fun. That's all i'm sayin here. If dude is from Hawaii then I think that's just wonderful, still aint sh*t though...

    So who else have you met from here NJ42? Tell us more!
     
  2. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    Hi Matt. Did you ever post on NESurf?

    The dudes here will tell you pizza is the choice food after getting wet, but I myself prefer Italian Deli or Mexican food.
     

  3. ihatelongboarders

    ihatelongboarders Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2007
    Micah is on point as you hardly ever see him on the board or moderating.

    Matt liked to swing his big mod stick around in everyone's face.
     
  4. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    How does one clown themselves? By talking about surfing on a surfing forum full of other surfers who are also talking about surfing? Should I instead make up stories about surfing places I've never been? Or better yet, maybe I should talk about creating a anarchist Utopian society, oh wait, you already did that, way to "clown your self"

    I've surfed some serious waves in Rincon PR and Santa Cruz CA, the OBX, and you guessed it, FL. Yes, there have been some pretty solid days right here at home that would rival those that I encountered in PR & CA. Does that mean FL is as good as those places? Probably not, but every now and then it gets just as good. It's just not as frequent when it comes to those good - epic days.

    I'm still trying to understand what the issue is with being proud of where you are from. Someone enlighten me on this. Is it because you just like giving me sh*t or is it's against surfer code to say you are proud of your home state? Maybe that's just what tool boxes like you like to do.

    So you were a resident of the big island, WHO CARES! Doesn't mean you are any better than anybody.
     
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  5. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    This is gospel truth

    and I never said from Hawaii DSUP, its where I happen to live, I never claim anything, I make jabs, and you dont like it, neither does the insane one who has left us nearly a dozen times.

    and if you actually traveled, you would know Florida has very poor surf overall, but if its all you are used too, then I cant really say anything that would convince you otherwise.

    But most traveled surfers if asked on a scale of one to ten, Florida would score a 4.5 (I give it a 3.5, while I bet lake michigan is a 2) at best while jerz/obx are solid 6's and places like Ericiera and Oahu get 9.5/10's

    If you are looking to bash me, fine, but the ideas of not having a ruler are the highest ideals of mankind, everyone wants freedom, but some people are scared of true freedom (where you have to take responsibility for your actions without gvt subsidies)

    Maybe I will be sure to claim HI status in my future posts, but no one who is surf starved wants to hear from someone who surfs 5+ times a week in trunks all year, with a majority of winter sessions in the 1-3x OH range.

    I wont be here forever, just enjoying what I got.
     
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  6. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    The forum is trying to get Matt to go back into hibernation.
     
  7. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Hey yo Matt- regardless of what everyone says- I'm stoked your back! You have had some great input in the years gone by- that was actually surf related, before the whole mod scandle . Nowadays no one really talks about surfing ... Well maybe the first page or two of a thread... Then it's all back to ten pages of crying about nonsense....

    Anyways- stick around!! Your always welcome to come surf Belmar! Tomorrow is going to be 23ft! Best day of the year!
     
  8. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    How have I not traveled any? Next month will be my 3rd trip to PR in two years, I just got back from Santa Cruz back in March. I've surfed the OBX and most of the best breaks on both coasts of FL.

    No, I haven't been to the North Shore or Indo, but one day I will. Till then, I think I have experienced enough to know the difference. Never once have I said FL is better than any of those places. I rank it high because that's where I live and i'm grateful for what I have. Lots of folks would die to live here and surf as often as I do. I'm content with waves in the chest - 2-3ft overhead range, I don't mind challenging myself occasionally in the 10ft+ range but I don't need to have that size of a wave every session to validate my location or place of residence.

    I think it's just great that you live in Hawaii (if that's even true), if I were you, I'd be super grateful and would never talk down on anybody for living other places, because not everybody has the luxury to be stationed in paradise. When you do that, you just sound like a rich guy talking sh*t to poor people for not having as much as them. How big would that make you?

    I'd be careful of the attitude you convey, I hope it's just an internet persona you put off and don't act like that in real life, because one day you'll run into someone like me who will knock your teeth down your throat and smile for the mug shot.
     
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  9. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    not talking down to 'anybody for living in other places'
    just making fun of you for thinking Florida is sooooo good. You. Are. Delusional.

    I like Praline&Butt Flavored Ice cream, I havent really tried any others, I mean I licked another cone once or twice, but I am sure praline & butt is the best ice cream since it what I have daily
     
  10. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    hello mr.Johnson
    my name is tony cepriano
    im from northern Monmouth county
    I work for a construction firm and part time at a kennel
    my hobbies are surfing,smoking,and working
    I have 3 cats and 1 dog
    also have a fish and 2 turtles
    I enjoy long walks on the beach
    I was abducted by a man in a brown van named wayne when I was 10
    iv been to 3 different countries outside of the us
    in the us iv only been to 3 states,nj,pa,and ny
    iv been surfing for over 14yrs now,been talking about surfing for the past 3
    I drive an oldsmobile 88 with a cracked windshield
    and I enjoy eating steak,chicken,and salad

    thank you,now u can say we met
     
  11. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    You're an idiot, plain an simple. You ignore the fact that I HAVE traveled and HAVE surfed waves of consequence in these places. You are also misquoting me because I never said Florida is soooooo good. Find the post where I said that and I'll recant that statement. Look you c*m dumpster, I don't mind ball busting, but at least get your facts straight. Just walk away and I'll forget this ever happened.
     
  12. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    that was such a freaky cartoon movie....
     
  13. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Thanks dude, not sure who you're referring to, you talking about that dude from Saved By The Bell? :)
     
  14. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    you mad cause you have to surf florida? Id be upset too..... :)
     
  15. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Ha A.C. Slater was the man!
     
  16. CaptJAQ

    CaptJAQ Well-Known Member

    386
    Jul 22, 2011
    What a train wreck...

    Welcome back Matt. I was in your 'hood the other day.
     
  17. MATT JOHNSON

    MATT JOHNSON Well-Known Member

    Oct 11, 2009
    I only swung it infront of you cause your into that sort of think (snicker)
     
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  18. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    So you're the "it's only gay if you receive" kinda guy huh?
     
  19. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    it's not gay if one guy is crying
     
  20. Recycled Surfer

    Recycled Surfer Well-Known Member

    488
    Jan 1, 2010
    Hey Matt welcome back. Haven't seen you out for a while hope all is well.