Hello, I'm New Here

Hello,

I read I should make an introduction thread so you guys can rip me apart.

Well, I heard in the water this place is something "Magical" (Or atleast it used to be).
Hows everyone doing this glorious morning?
Ill post pictures of my chick later.

 

Holy crap!
Does anybody work on here?

I was a little busy this morning, but have a few minutes to correctly introduce myself. My apologies for such a weak intro!

What do you guys want to know?

I'm 35 and I live above my parents garage. They're really cool and their house is across the street from my most favorite reef in San Diego. I work for my uncle, he's pretty freaking smart and runs a pharma company in East La Jolla. HMU if anybody is looking for a job, I run the HR dept.

When I'm not shredding my wavestorm at La Jolla Cove, Im usually spear fishing or playing pool. Im pretty darn good!

I did some 'reconne" on this guy austin and he sounds really cool - you guys should stop giving him a hard time. No body like bullies!

Im thinking about a new car. I have a nice Jeep, but I want something that really turns heads. What would you guys recommend? I was eyeing up a new Vette Stingray, but i doubt my wavestorm would fit in it. Maybe some roof racks...?

Welp, I need to go train a new hire. She's 22 and quite the looker

 

Is this considered porn?

 

There are waves in the gulf? That's crazy, I surfed the great lakes once. Never again. Too cold for this guy!
I not a troll! you eat a bag of Ds! loser!

Congrats on your promotion! I hope you get fired for wasting company time!

 

I like whales.
Whale tails are cool!

 

Hey new guy - We can be friends. Do you smoke weed?
I have my rec, nothing better than making friends over a joint. Are you in California?

You may need to seek knowledge from somebody with better understanding of the ocean. I only surfed for about 2 years now. Late to the game, but im so addicted now!

 

WE have a lot of "Pan Handlers" out hear
I usually throw pennies at them - Get a job you ****ing alcoholics!
No dog, I have a stray cat I usually leave food out for. He leaves dead rats on my driveway. I think we're friends! My chick is kinda ugly, you guys arent missing much.

Not sure how to post images - Ill try later!