Hello! Its me Kelly Slater!

um, hi kelly.

 

HI Kelly do you like the glory while you are in the hole?

 

I will ask you a series of questions to see if you're the real kelly slater.

1) What state were you born in?
2) Who used to sponsor you?
3) How long is your hair?


If you are the real kelly slater, you'll have no problem answering these. It should be impossible for anyone else to know these answers.

 

Hey Kel, hows life been with the Hep C you got from Pam?

 

He said hole

 

What are you doing up so late? Big day ahead of you

 

Jimmy Slade parted with Quiksilver months ago. He's sponsored by Acai Berry companies and stuff now.

 

Hey Kelly, I have a question for ya. In Cocoa, you have some longtime friends of yours and your family, last name Cuyno, give me their first names.

 

I believe him guys. Welcome to the forum!!!

 

probably metard

 

If it was Metard, he prob would have photo shopped some kind of pic for us. a secret message. LOL

 

Hey Kelly!!

When are you coming to surf Belmar,NJ again (the best waves in the continental US)??

Thanks- look forward paddling out with a real surfer

 

just to make sure you're the real kelly..

are you goofy or regular stanced?

only kelly would know the answer to this question

 

Was Pam Anderson good?

 

you missed the movie?

 

Hi, jiz mop. There's something sticky in your hair.

 

Hopefully metard. Although it's probably one of the several kooks that pollute dis break with needless alter ego accounts with nothing to offer, needles to say.